this is unironically my gender politics btw

don’t be afraid of no-cb wars, stability is fake news made up by the economy tab to sell you more sliders

PLAY VIJAYANAGARA!!!!! India is a lot of fun, and your capital literally translates to “the city of victory”

what did i miss?

i declared war to claim the throne of a neighboring kingdom, but put a random 11 year old on the throne when i won???

i’m gonna bite you

not true, the annals of history will look upon my work and despair

thabk you hes the chuddest to ever do it

pick your fighter

yes it will i will legalize fratricide like the ottomans did so my chuddest son will succeed me

don’t tell me how to live my life

why can i not sire bastards in EU5??? this is honestly a deal breaker for me. 0/10

hello bluesky friends

so Blood of Eden is another time Muir was being tumblrbrained and making a Bit of Earth reference right?

i took Dover as a treaty port, and helped Scotland take Northumbria. next Ireland and Wales will be freed.

EU5 is the best game of all time because i can explode England

“one of the priciest joints in nyc” and it’s the average michelin star menu prices

these new yuri titles are getting out of control

adhd is a weird disability because it’s impossible to start new tasks, but once i do i can’t think about anything else

reminder! this is important.

Help her please!!

YEAAAH

probably bc he was a sex worker not some rando, but still

somehow the guy who offered to pay for a video of me and my femmes fucking felt more respectful

twitter is fun when your femme’s account blows up

for the last time, giraffes are awesome

SHE SAID IM AN ALPHA WEREWOLF DYKE AWOOOOOOOOO

wait i have to ask my wife if this is true