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Posts by Pete and Pete Byproducts

There are so many Gladiators in the show now, it's getting more and more likely that the answer to "are you a Gladiator?" Is yes.

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Image of a scrub daddy box. “My eyes provide an ergonomic grip with just two fingers”

Image of a scrub daddy box. “My eyes provide an ergonomic grip with just two fingers”

“My smile cleans both sides of your utensils, sir. Nice and shiny, sir. Any food you leave on ‘em is my little treat sir”

“My smile cleans both sides of your utensils, sir. Nice and shiny, sir. Any food you leave on ‘em is my little treat sir”

Truly upsetting phrases. Imagine a wretched little goblin whispering them

2 months ago 213 65 7 1

Edward Fingerhands

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

As someone who has to work with energy calendars, I can fully sympathise with vengeful ghosts.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

"Grandma's in hospital. She fucking stacked it."

"Daniel chipped his tooth on the climbing frame. Fucking stacked it."

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

At some point in your life, "fell over" becomes "had a fall".

It's better for everyone if we just say "fucking stacked it" for people of all ages.

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

Friend of mine had an approach to being a player which was "Pull the lever, drink the potion." Find the thing that needs doing and do it.

8 months ago 148 15 9 2

My improv teacher used to call this "just shoot grandma". I have no clue what the origin of the phrase is, but I carry that into my characters.

I live to get those poor bastards into as much trouble as I can.

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Apparently gorilla trekking is not the same as pony trekking.

Starting to think the guy who sold me this gorilla saddle wasn't on the level.

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

🎶Oh, my old man's a dustman.
He's made entirely of dust.
And if it rains, or there's a strong wind,
Then he's completely fucked.
🎶

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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My brain garbled this to the point I was trying to figure out if this was a kind of golf clap I didn't know about.

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Some motocross body armour that has three blast marks sculpted into the chest.

Some motocross body armour that has three blast marks sculpted into the chest.

Working on new armour for my character in the LARP Orion Sphere. I cannot tell you how much I love prop and costume making.

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A large red sign with white writing stating "No skateboarding offenders will be prosecuted."

A large red sign with white writing stating "No skateboarding offenders will be prosecuted."

Great news for skateboarding grammar pedants.

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Oh, it's been great fun so far!

Playing an extremely thinly veiled Ray Stantz is giving me a chance to run towards anything remotely weird, and I'm lucky to have a stellar GM and an equally stellar party of players.

Plus the GM is big on props so there's been loads of fun props too.

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - Main Menu Theme
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - Main Menu Theme YouTube video by Nayr

I just realised the first few bars of the menu music in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 sounds like the music in the old Yellow Pages adverts.

youtu.be/xnzs5eOXqs0?...

youtu.be/Zh8iXc2d71U?...

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An open journal containing quest notes and some drawings, including a picture of a screaming frog in a robe wielding a dagger.

An open journal containing quest notes and some drawings, including a picture of a screaming frog in a robe wielding a dagger.

It was so good to be back at the table playing some Call of Cthulhu last weekend.

11 months ago 4 0 1 0

but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer

1 year ago 2287 528 21 12
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Inside you there are two wolves.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I'm officially renaming "tidying up" to "commending items to the void" because it's inevitably the last I'll see of them.

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Metal Slug (Video Game) | Other - Science Fiction Your daily scale modeling tool - search, connect and stay up to date. Scalemates, scale modeling database | stash manager

Wave made some (I really wanted the Metal Slug kit), but I'm not sure they're available any more.

www.scalemates.com/topics/topic...

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Mini Colin and the Infinite Sadness

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Watching Longlegs on Amazon Prime and there are 8 advert breaks, 7 during the film. It's an absolute shitshow.

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Indiana Jones eats so much fruit in the Great Circle that there's no way he isn't constantly shitting himself.

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John Perktree

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Trying to get some character ideas together for a LARP next year, but it's impossible to find good visual inspiration now everything is drowning in AI slop.

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I finished this last week, and it's so good! The atmosphere is perfect, and it's wonderfully free of moon logic.

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A spooky pixel art cat from the game.

A spooky pixel art cat from the game.

You get to hold chickens!

You get to hold chickens!

It's Friday, it's almost Christmas, I'm going to give away a copy of the game The Excavation of Hob's Barrow on Steam.

It's a folk horror, narrative driven point and click set on the moors in Victorian England. I loved it.

If you want it, leave a comment letting me know why and I'll pick someone.

1 year ago 18 7 6 0
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If you really want to spook a software dev, lean into them and gently whisper in their ear: "intermittent".

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

My daylight LED painting lamp died 😭

Since I need a replacement, has anyone got one they use that they swear by?

#warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Some people run a tight ship, but I run a shite tip.

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