Ofc

💖 She's living her best life
🌿💚💚💖💖💚💖💖💚💚🌿

Tv show pitch: Pimp My Yard. Elderly women from the royal horticultural society do up peoples gardens and allotments. They teach us about plants and helping the bees.

Embarazzing

"We always used to have the onion boys come round the valleys"
Said my dad, totally umprompted. Apparently french people from Brittany came to sell onions in Wales?

Motivational poster: "Take in the stink of possibility"

King of germs

Im being mocked for refusing to grate cheddar with the parmesan grater

lady gaga says no sleep bus club another club plane next place on the screen ALT: lady gaga says no sleep bus club another club plane next place on the screen

Trying to get anywhere on rail replacement

Heading to Cardiff for the first time!

Dear god there are still people using an AOL email address

A child just shouted "BUS WANKER" through a car window, I haven't heard that phrase in years :)

I can rebuild, but at what cost

Suffering a sudden loss, in the middle of a sims binge my laptop has died.

But how did the dog GET to the olympics?

Hahaha i hadnt thought of that! I'll have to scour my brain for more

I have a light hearted anecdote you could use?

My mouth has been exofliated

The person i'm in love with just brought me a cup of coffee, and while handing it to me realized they had forgotten to use the caffetiere.
Oh, the grounds.

And to die by his side, is such a heavenly way to die 🎶💜

I TAKE IT BACK VERY SPOOKY

a medieval illustration of an anatomically accurate woodcock perched in the floral margins of a manuscript

the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock

Very cute, 0/10 spookies 👻

Trying to watch a quiet place and the dogs snoring

In 30 mins Elizabeth D, SmoothPikachu, and I will be selling spooks once more in Strange Antiques! come join us at twitch.tv/thebunyipman at 8!

Elvis!!!!!💜💜💜

With your spine?! Simmer down now

Is facebook having a revival? Mutliple people my age seem to be active on it again.

Lots of love, she was so special💜