Sub from Subway 😕

I bought this before Jared went crazy

i’m not depressed i just need to lock in

She made them bring back the whole sprouts for microwave dinner

He’s Clinton

Lowkey the Pluribus lady is Treatler

The manager on duty while I’m watching reels and taking all 4 of my government mandated breaks at once

Why’d you throw bipolar in there. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

1 year clean from opiates ❤️‍🩹

I need to sit down

(Chat message) milehighmiflmod: bertuzzi is being a little brat tonight. screw timeout, this mama would paddle his behind and tell him hes done playing

Let’s go hawks

a bridge hand of a pool player

a bridge hand of a pool player, with another player's hand on top

a bridge hand of a pool player

a bridge hand of a pool player

bridge hands of gay women

Find. He him lesbian

I just dropped my monster ion for my magnet dong

I just got an appointment with Oil

That one pumpkin the girl fucked

Brutal + grueling. Not that hard for even a casual Eric Adams scholar

(Completely misunderstanding) They cut portugals head off

Homo sapien when he invented the utensil:

I’ll send you a voice memo no lie

Yay

mia catgirl in postal worker uniform she is so beautiful the drawing is OK

neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

They’re making the White House the Fright House. Because it’s scary What’s happening

No better way to "resist" fascism than by spreading a deadly, disabling vascular pathogen throughout your community, as the fascists openly want you to do. (Photos of “NO KINGS” protests in various cities)

*Trump voice* Crooked Cuomo

Sliwa screaming “we need to put that crook in JAIL” and then Cuomo saying he’d accept the Adams endorsement is so funny

No I don’t want to watch reruns of Hey Arnold at “The Stinky House”

All mormons are transgender

No we don’t

Bro you were serving sneed last night.

Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever?

Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.