I was telling my class about my brother's nickname.
My student: My nickname at home is 'idiot'

#teachinglife

Trump's 3/27/25 executive order regarding the Smithsonian

Not even 'gender ideology'? Full face off moment... Wondering how people like Blaire White and Caitlyn Jenner explain this one...

"Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me"

#leopardseatingfaces #fafo

Me: *Recommending the book Strega Nona to one of my students* And look, this book was written in 1975!

My student, completely genuine: Oh! The year you were born?

... I was born in 1995... XD

#teacher
#thirdgrade

Student A (girl): "Ladies first!"

Student B (girl): "Not all the time!"

Student C (boy): 'Yeah, except in skydiving! Ladies can go first then!"

#teacherlife
#teachingisfunny

One of my students, after accidently showing some belly when removing my top layer sweater: Ah! I saw your skin!

Me: Ah! It's almost like I am covered in it! Did you think I was skinless?

Her:... I don't know!

I love these hilarious interactions! XD

#teaching #teacherlife

Dec 5, 2024:
My love is the flakes of flames that fly from the burning of wish paper.

Dec 4, 24: My love is a drip from the faucet that my scrambled mind has filed under elevator music

#poetrychallenge
#personalchallenge
#onesentencepoems

As often as I can, I will be posting #onesentencepoems based on my personal, monthly themes

I'm doing a personal #poetrychallenge to practice #creativity this upcoming year. #2025newyearsresolution

My December #poetrychallenge for myself will be: 'My love is...'