Tim Cook was a bad ceo because he did not bring back HyperCard but now the new Apple CEO has the opportunity to bring it back and be loved forever

After Melania's news conference about #Epstein the Streisand Effect has been renamed the Melania Effect.

But why not all three? #Patel #Streisand #Melania #Effect

“We’re offering a very fair and reasonable deal and I hope they take it.” — Senile Satan

Masoud Pezeshkian, Iran’s current president: “New phone, who dis?"

Every time LEGO Kash pops his eyes open ...

On TACO Tuesday.

Ideal relationship dynamic

I appreciate the line of questioning but RFK Jr is not the right person to discuss mental health

Read the alt text for a description of the plate.

I need to move Vance off my front page.

Much better.

Lindsey Graham: “JD Vance has agreed to campaign with me in South Carolina and at Disney World.”

Trump, Putin, Orban…

One down, two to go.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been calling Republicans this weekend demanding that "under no circumstances" are they allowed to subpoena Melania to testify about her Epstein connections because he doesn't trust her not to throw him under the bus.

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Verify every image/meme as there's too many people who are posting AI images. Verify if it's legit. We're seeing allot of disinformation. If it's not verified by some reliable source, don't share it. It's gonna get harder and the right is flooding the zone with shit to muddy the Epstein narrative...

TRUMP: "You better not be charging them!"

IRAN: "Um, I think we will."

TRUMP: "So unfair!"

IRAN: "ps. Melania never liked you."

Pam Bondi screaming her testimony about the stock market.

Pam Bondi will not testify April 14. Is this why the Dow is heading past 50K ?

Don't testify and go directly to jail and our 401Ks will rejoice.

So can we now have taco truck on every street corner like we were promised?

4/7 is Taco Tuesday

Pee Wee's Big Holiday Amish Balloon YouTube video by Herbidy Furt

Pee-Wee did it better.

youtu.be/XIKHgpnylc8?...

As a devout masochist I watched the whole thing.

Like a balloon whose knot slipped open he seemed to be running out of air faster and faster.

Liberty in chains. 2026, Ziptie handcuffs with a smile. Etienne Laurent / AFP / Getty photographer

Lady Liberty in chains. 2026, Ziptie handcuffs with a smile.

Los Angeles. I don't think Sergeant Friday wouls smile.

Etienne Laurent / AFP / Getty photographer

Hegseth No Kings poster in Boston

Boston

My current favorite sign

2/12/2026 Bondi sure did distract from the #epsteinfiles by yelling.

Pam Bondi screaming at an Epstein victim that she should be grateful the DJIA was at 50,000.

To distract from the #TrumpEpsteinFiles I thought for sure it was Pam Bondi getting thrown under the bus next.

But Pete Hegseth might have just pulled into the lead.

#NoKings today, then back up that bus on the Sunday talk shows.

The new normal. It is to normalize ICE agents standing behind the volunteers at town hall when you cast a ballot.
But there are a few things we still can do.
• Vote
• Vote blue not matter who.
• Now is not the time for purity tests. Every Republican who supports the Save America Act must lose big.

There was no Iranian war and crazy gas prices when Kamala Harris and Joe Biden were in The White House. 💙

There wasn’t a single Democratic elected official who celebrated Charlie Kirk’s death. Not one. Donald Trump is openly celebrating Robert Mueller’s death and no Republicans are condemning him. Both sides are not the same.

i expect that the Charlie Kirk respecters are infuriated by this callous response to death

UNREAL: "UK agrees to let US use British bases to strike Iranian sites targeting Strait of Hormuz" So Trump calls UK PM Keir Starmer a COWARD so Starmer then caves in to show us he is in fact a coward.