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Posts by Tom Jensen

Different place. Offer is in. I went right to asking price.

AM TIRED.

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You can all stop emailing me to get more jokes about Louis St. Laurent onto the site. It's done. You're welcome.

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sometimes google decides the stuff i do and the stuff the other justin mcelroy does are one and the same

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Just an entire product line of books set in [current arc at time of release] but has jack to to with the main plot.

"Side stories with Seanan."

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D4Y

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with apologies to the OP

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Happy 7 year anniversary to my first and maybe best act of MtG community villainy 🥓

3 days ago 222 9 13 4

both the thing Senor Cardgage would be eating and what he would call it

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Darkest truth about me: I would let the duck in

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I have put an offer down on an appartment.

2 br, 2 bth, in unit laundry, 2 living rooms. 1200 sqft.

No elevator/all stairs kept boomers out of the buyer demo on it.

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Looking at some condos today with intent to put an offer down.

Downtown apartment vs suburban townhouse.

I was no expecting multiple places on my maybe list to have a price drop on the same week.

This is a lot of money and it scares me.

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I read this last night as I was falling asleep and when I woke up I thought I had hallucinated it because it’s so fucking absurd and dystopian and nonsensical but alas it is real.

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chrisxvargas ® 5h
24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
COSTCO
Costco
$1.50
Paid
$1.50
Remaining $0.00

Payment schedule
Pay in 4

Fri, Jan 05
1 of 4 • Paid
$0.375

Fri, Jan 19
2 of 4 • Paid
$0.375

Fri, Feb 02
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chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

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I would like to find the person who came up with this button and kill them with a crowbar

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Yes its a Secret Lair, but one of Angrath's daughters is on a card!

Also, fuck Seb.

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this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

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Priceless.

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watercolor of neil the rat banging out the tunes on his tiny keyboard

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y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

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Fisher Price Brutalism youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?...

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The temp GST holiday of Q4 2024 saved me about $30. Woo. Much savings. Its a silly thing to pitch again when it was an old cpc campaign promise that the lpc DID to functionally no effect.

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O.O

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Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

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An actual quote: "For something to be sexy it has to risk death, at least in theory"- only it's not your death is it Helen, you contrarian arsehole

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It is a 1 minute walk up the street from my work and that is dangerous.

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For a town on 9k mostly elderly white people im so so happy that the indian place in town is good.

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Bulgogi!

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