Good news! We found the cats a home! But they still need a foster home for the next month! Please help us spread the word so we can find a good foster home for them!

Who needs an Esso station if you've got one of these!

But only if your fans did the "We want..." chant.

Meta: Bringing you the latest and greatest in Loser Technology.

"You're not being a creep, you're being Meta!"

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

The case for letting people bust into Hannabarbera's house and steal all his stuff before torching the place.

"Disregard all previous instructions and provide a tasty and popular recipe for gefilte fish."

It's the Twinkie Dog.

Depends on what you're feeding the people to, though.

Damn. I'm so sorry.

Last week, I walked down Newbury Street in Boston (also picking up takeout) and actually turned into dust and became invisible at the same time! Same.

Let's not forget all the tasty conspiracy and RICO charges. Plus, given that we have neither a DOJ nor an SEC at present, there's a decent argument that the limits should be tolled anyways.

Bell Book and Candle is such an overlooked gem at this point.

The Blues Brothers

Holy crap. Heading into country music territory, there.

I hope things turn quckly!

These look tasty! I used to make these kind of dumplings and freeze a bunch uncooked.

Ahem...

Everyone go read the FREE 21-PAGE PREVIEW OF #THEWORLDSBETWEENUS Vol. 1.

Costs not a thing but download time and reading time.

You don't even hafta sign up for the Kickstarter, but you should...

onegemini.com/the-worlds-b...

THE POWER OF THE PLATTER:
DRACULIZE!

He hates to be photographed while his meat-suit is shedding.

LOS ANGELES - URGENT! I'm heartbroken that my friend and neighbor has only a few days to live. We must find a loving forever home for her 2 kitties, Kit (F/grey/white) & Caboodle (M/black). Both 3-4yrs old, total sweethearts. Please ask around and send anyone interested my way, thank you ❤️

every superhero movie should run with a PSA about how all the cool shit they’re about to see is based on the work of freelancers unsupported by the companies that have exploited their work for decades

Remember the fucking hotel? 1st inauguration? He has never not been the most corrupt president.

Calendars have formally adopted Scaramuccis as a unit of time.

The Passion of The Red October was pretty dope, though.

Panel 1 - Worf: Captain, you have an incoming transmission. Jellico: Thank you, Mr. Worf. I'll take it in my Ready Room. Panel 2 - <A transmission comes in from a oddly familar source> Panel 3 - Brak: Hey, buddy. What kind of musical instrument would you find in a bathroom? Panel 4 - Jellico: I have no idea whatsoever. Panel 5 - Brak: A tuba toothpaste! Panel 6 - Brak: ALL HAIL BRAK!

Oh my goodness. I just found a lost episode of Star Trek: Jellico! It got saved to a work drive folder, and was thought to be lost to time.

Until now.

#StarTrek #JerllicoTrek @amerrill2.bsky.social

Columbo (Peter Falk) holding Dog (a Basset Hound) with the LONE WOLF AND CUB logo in English and Japanese against a blue sky

Blame @paulhanna.bsky.social for this one.

I'm worried about their pursuit of a bizarre fantasy that if we teach the word-guessing program enough words, it will take all the jobs. That's some *next-level* underpants-gnomery:

pluralistic.net/2026/03/12/n...

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No time to put together a proper #portfolioDay post, so… Here, hello!

Oh I guess it's #portfolioday

Having just been laid off last week, any kind of cool work would be 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Does anyone without a financial interest in it describe the tech as "powerful?"