It's Seattle
Lightning is so rare people treat a storm like a fireworks show. The spout, unheard of. Too rough of a terrain for a tornado

Lighting
Thunder
Hail
Waterspout?

Fuck me sideways but in a Side way

Local Bar Comes Out As Gay

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It was in spell check

Wouldn't everyone notice a gigantic Karelian Jeweler walking around Brooklyn?

Makes sense now that it could be the stars

I'm shook

Yes, it broke containment

I need an adult

New Strip Poker just dropped

This is what we want AI for.

The system is also designed to punish single and childless people. But also not help with providing do the children.

It's stupid in the US. You basically have to send in all your information after figuring out what expenses you can count towards your tax debt.
For example: student loan interest, some medical, mortgage interest, children. It's made for corruption.

They do, but we have to send in paperwork to verify that we either owe or are owed. It's outdated as hell.

-Leo pulls out golden checkbook-

lol

I'm much more positive now.

Even watch a lawyer because he does civil rights and has an accent.

Also the Pacts with the Elder Ones

I didn't realize how much "magic" I grew up with, it was just things you did.

I think familiarity made me resentful and that those in my family more hillbilly, did some dumbass shit. I just made broad assumptions and didn't want it.

Most of that 3% is Ashkenazi and I'm a CF carrier. Talk about genetic lottery lol

Like 97% British Isles (except Wales) or their invaders.

Ngl, I was a little disappointed. Doesn't feel like much of a cultural identity. So I decided to learn more history and to be proud of my Hillbilly ancestors.
They carved out lives and found joy in hard circumstances.

The old folks from each side of a new couple get together to see how related they are.
My personal favorite is being related to an entire town. New Marshfield, Ohio

OMG
Nailed it.
If I had been born 20 miles east I'd have been a "Native Born Appalachian" and eligible for a ton of education money.

I'm disturbingly British for someone who's ancestors moved here before the US was a country.

Platner is the same type of Democrat

See what she said...
The drop in birth rate is driven by a drop in teen births. That's actually true. It's also driven by lower infant mortality.

You don't need as many replacements if they survive. Need a lot of kids to support your old age.

We don't live like that anymore

Listen, if we do this right, we can leverage the current animosity towards conservatives to make some big ass changes. We can probably get some healthcare and tax reforms. Let the administration bake and you can probably gut military spending too.

But not too much, or we won't have a military left

I think it's part of a longer term strategy to modernize. You have to wait for old paradigms to die while making smaller changes.
People will be ready for an even more progressive pope soon, even to where Leo is getting enough stature to make BIG changes.

Even if it's a fun thought?

Fun fact: tardigrades never increase the number of cells from what they're born with. They grow by their actual cells getting larger.

Pete holds the same position as Newsom regarding trans folks

I like trans people more