I was thinking "I wonder if a right-winger would do this and blame Iran."

Truth Social would be a more pointed attack

Most of whom are hoping they win

My first read of this said Klingon Hearts and I had a moment

It sounds like a dirge

Growing up I thought about ruling the world. I didn't do it in the interests of democracy.

You all have done a shit job of self-governance. Really regretting that choice about now.

There's a soft-walled facility in the Everglades

I'm providing takeover tips

Also, looks like the old pic has a photoshopped nose.

"Middle-aged man has middle-aged body!"

Yea, and he can have mine

I think we should black bag him and drop him off in Tehran.

He starts getting ready at 8 and gets pissy that I won't take him out for his last trip until after 9. Excuse me, I'm sleeping tonight sir.

If I have to put pants back on, I'm not going.

I'm sorry, that's my dog's bedtime and I need to be there.

It kills me everyday when I have to leave

But I come back to life when I hear those nails hit the floor as I open the door. Scooping up my baby and getting doggie kisses.

He does and I know he's got money...

$300/hour

There are some who call me...

Tim

Not really.
Jimmy-one person has called me that. And as much as I hate it, it suits me.

He's cute,
He's also realized why no one wants to work on this equipment.

It's old and grandfathered to hell and back. I'm a power surge from a $2,000,000 reno. There are no more spare parts for this anywhere. Not even light bulbs for the car.

It's also the only way between floors

The stories and drama will soon come upon you.
Betty and Bernie fighting since the sparrow twins moved in next door and he was showing them the feeder.

It's also wild to find out that your pillow is one of his safe spaces. That will wake you up at night.

I got a couple of galvanized "drink" buckets.
One's for Mort's toys
The other I'm going to put some towels with a FORBIDDEN TEXTURE in it. I'm hoping Mort with think it's a good place to hide his chew bones. Poor guy gets so nervous trying to find a place to hide them.

If everybody did it like me, it would be perfect 🤣🤣

I quit driving and got an autism diagnosis since. Turns out I was having meltdowns from being overstimulated. I track everything in visual range.

I told an ex that if I was ever killed in a road rage incident that he should know two things.
1. I probably deserved it
2. I died doing what I love and likely sarcastically

Depends on whose point of view.
Apple loves it

It doesn't think. That was the most probable answer. Once the error was corrected, it never existed.

I work with people on the edges.
I've seen it for over a year.

I forgot my meds this morning

So much congestion...

Also, elevator techs are here. City is pissed off. I've been trying to get this done for two years. It got expensive.

"And the disciples sold their belongings and shared amongst themselves..."

Wait, yours are going down?

He's an illustration of "no one notices you doing a good job, but sell substandard copper ONCE!"