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a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

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Jane is working extremely hard right now at the post office.
That means updates to the comic are going to be sporadic until at least July.
This is not a full hiatus, but definitely a long delay.
Thank you everyone for your continued support.
-Adzy
We will return, fret not.
-Crab

2 days ago 3 1 0 0

I'm very happy the crablet continues to exist 💜🦀

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Variety tweet with 2 images of AI Val Kilmer: "EXCLUSIVE: Val Kilmer has been resurrected by AI to star in the new movie, 'As Deep As the Grave.' Here's the first look at the film's trailer. Kilmer's digital return has the support of his daughter Mercedes who previously told Variety, 'He always looked at emerging tehcnologies.'"

Tweet response from Jackson Rathbone:
"Hey @sagaftra - about that strike we had... You owe us an explanation. This is cool? Wtf. And dude..  Mercedes... I'm sorry for your loss, but this move begs the question, are you sorry for your loss? Or are you capitalizing on your father's death for your own personal gain? This is truly the MOST disgusting thing I've ever seen... Get f'ed... y'all are gross."

Variety tweet with 2 images of AI Val Kilmer: "EXCLUSIVE: Val Kilmer has been resurrected by AI to star in the new movie, 'As Deep As the Grave.' Here's the first look at the film's trailer. Kilmer's digital return has the support of his daughter Mercedes who previously told Variety, 'He always looked at emerging tehcnologies.'" Tweet response from Jackson Rathbone: "Hey @sagaftra - about that strike we had... You owe us an explanation. This is cool? Wtf. And dude.. Mercedes... I'm sorry for your loss, but this move begs the question, are you sorry for your loss? Or are you capitalizing on your father's death for your own personal gain? This is truly the MOST disgusting thing I've ever seen... Get f'ed... y'all are gross."

omg its the @chucktingle.bsky.social book but real

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It's amazing how quickly this went from @chucktingle.bsky.social horror novel to thing Hollywood is actually doing.

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On Bluesky there's a 'virtual female metal band' doing the rounds shilling shit AI music, each virtual fake band member has their own s'media pages where whomever is making the project tries to sexualise these fake AI women to help sell the shit fake music.

Block it all.

www.pinkparadox.band/links

2 weeks ago 183 89 21 24

Francesca doesn't really waste time, always on some level of quiet alert, but if she has time alone she'll dress herself up and reminisce, stare into a mirror and listen to records.
Meja snoozes, champion sleeper, and lets their mind wander where it may. They also read biology textbooks and reports.

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M spends time in the garden or reading books, or sitting on the patio in a chair with some tea.
Oxana lays on the beach and daydreams, swims, works out, spends time in their head and body.
Jackie listens to music and stares at the moon like it's a poster on her bedroom ceiling, if there is time.
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i rly need this post to blow up, this shit is so cringe. the unloved lonely man responsible for it has probably spent thousands of dollars on this

2 weeks ago 20 12 1 0

I don't have much capacity for socializing today but check out the LoS art share for some cool folks with great work, got some friends here and you'll find plenty of cool art
🦀 💜

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Welcome to LoS's NSFW Saturday Artshare!

Guest art by @vibianasecret.bsky.social

👾Share with other creators!
👾Share your art or art you have commissioned (with proper credit) and a bit about you!
👾Interact with these great artists! NSFW encouraged, not required! NO NFTs/AI

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Press Start: Video Games and the Climate Crisis About half the global population spends some amount of their leisure time playing games, whether it’s a board game after dinner with friends, word games on their phone or an online role-playing experi...

I was on the NPR show Climate One! Talking about how games choose to interact with, or ignore, the climate crisis.

www.climateone.org/audio/press-...

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Peony Slate, assistant proprietress of the Silk Slipper leisure house

Peony Slate, assistant proprietress of the Silk Slipper leisure house

Fayther, a felis (catfolk) facefirst between his wife Kreen's legs giving her a greeting. Kreen, a calico felis, is leaning back in her chair and enjoying her husband's work

Fayther, a felis (catfolk) facefirst between his wife Kreen's legs giving her a greeting. Kreen, a calico felis, is leaning back in her chair and enjoying her husband's work

Iz' Nani, a lapin (rabbitfolk) woman being hoisted and fucked by her spouse Oxana, a dark-furred felis. They are lifting her, holding her by the thighs and knees, visibly enjoying Iz as she reaches back to caress their face.

Iz' Nani, a lapin (rabbitfolk) woman being hoisted and fucked by her spouse Oxana, a dark-furred felis. They are lifting her, holding her by the thighs and knees, visibly enjoying Iz as she reaches back to caress their face.

My Vampires Jackie and Francesca, naked and trying to intimidate one another. Jackie has a collar on, attached to a leash that Francesca is holding. Francesca has an aura of darkness around her, looking unconcerned as Jackie holds her chin and hair.

My Vampires Jackie and Francesca, naked and trying to intimidate one another. Jackie has a collar on, attached to a leash that Francesca is holding. Francesca has an aura of darkness around her, looking unconcerned as Jackie holds her chin and hair.

Thanks to @jheijndermans.bsky.social for the tag!
I'm Crab, I'm a writer still working on vampire stuff, but I do have artwork I've commissioned! Have some pieces done by
@bluejane.bsky.social @monsterfucker.bsky.social @xeal.gay and @findchaos.bsky.social
My work!
archiveofourown.org/works/64542937

2 weeks ago 4 0 0 0
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"Oh, it's *that* Sunday, huh?

On your knees, Sweetheart. Show me the god you pray to."

| #art | #alphaghoul | #ifritghoul | #nsfw | #ocart | #hierophilia |

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Today we celebrate Him

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FUCK, MY VOICE OF REASON

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AND FYI, this is not me saying that Wes having a patron is bad. It is not bad; Artists have had patrons for literally thousands of years. It's not new.

Billionaires should not exist, but at least we got Asteroid City out of one.

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In case folks didn't know: This is also how Wes Anderson has been moving, lately.

If you've been noticing Wes' last few movies have been EPECIALLY Wes Anderson-y? He has a patron. A billionaire who has basically said "I love your art, do what you want, I'll pay for it."

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John Waters stuns on the cover of Baltimore Magazine

John Waters stuns on the cover of Baltimore Magazine

John Waters stuns on the cover of Baltimore Magazine

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NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

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@carminedeville.bsky.social I need you to convince me to not buy this until I have a job

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Turtle stole Sonya's shoe

Turtle stole Sonya's shoe

Afraid it's from one of my own pieces!

1 month ago 8 2 1 0
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Reread this after redownloading it from itch onto my laptop, *goddammit yer makin' me teary fuck you thinkin' making such heartfelt and good work i'm gonna kick your ass*
but, like in a supportive and appreciative way. a friendly asskicking. is real nice.

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Hi there! I love your style, it feels very Saturday morning cartoon with a little extra somethinsomethin going on. Also the rouge piece, aw yis

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fuck the moon @fuckthem00n on twitter

fly me to the moon 
let me kick it's fucking ass 
let me show it what i learned 
in my moon jujitsu class

fuck the moon @fuckthem00n on twitter fly me to the moon let me kick it's fucking ass let me show it what i learned in my moon jujitsu class

Not all of those on the launch today left Earth for the same reason…

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a deep sky blue nebula

a deep sky blue nebula

a deep sky purple nebula

a deep sky purple nebula

a deep sky blue nebula

a deep sky blue nebula

a deep sky purple nebula

a deep sky purple nebula

Timeline Cleanse-

Offering up some free Celestial Backgrounds for you all <3 No credit necessary. I painted them and use them ALL over the place, but you're welcome to as well <3 the second set makes for a good background! <3
#Art

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Not to be a downer, but we live in such a thick fog of lies and misinformation these days that the "lying for fun" holiday doesn't really hit anymore

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The Danger Tsuchinoko picture but the tsuchinoko is saying "Hello, I am Jesus Christ but made out of veterans whose birthdays nobody celebrated. Please give me likes, reskeets, and your social security number.”

The Danger Tsuchinoko picture but the tsuchinoko is saying "Hello, I am Jesus Christ but made out of veterans whose birthdays nobody celebrated. Please give me likes, reskeets, and your social security number.”

Proud to announce that we here at Fsyco Industries are pivoting to AI to capture the majesty of The Blessed Tsuchinoko. Human artists simply cannot do my scaly son justice anymore. Check out the first image I prompted!

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