You don't need to try. You've got a big community of folks on here who love you. It's that simple. X

Absolutely. You always brighten up my day. 😘

💯. There are far fewer less arseholes on here, and I've engaged with some fantastic peeps.

So. Where am I supposed to put my 💩? Wrap it up and take it home??

Donald J. Trump 0© @realDonaldTrump Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Completely mad.

Absolutely suspect. I was a tenant for a couple of decades and understand the grief that landlords are allowed to force onto people. I can only wish you all the best. X

Absolute CUNT. Really sorry this shit is happening to you. Needs to be illegal. It sounds wanky, but I genuinely wish you the very best. X

I didn't C the page.

Oh, not just me then. Every bloody post this evening.

Was he hot?

Happy as a pig in butter! That's a new one on me! I will try it out. Every day is a school day!

Echo that.

Fish and chips at sunset. Done deal! ❤️ 💋

First time they will have put vermin in a tank full of vermin...

D'ya reckon he's sweating like a vicar on a rape charge?

Played by the brilliant Anna Maxwell Martin.

FFS. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse.

Practice makes perfect. And after three of those, you won't care anyway!

My favorite cocktail, how was it?

....... and maybe a proctologist? 😉

Uomosplaining! Everything sounds better in Italian.

Good question 🎯

"Mr. Farage, you say you're a new reforming force in politics. How can you claim that if - by your own definition - you're bringing in so many people that cause the mess you're trying to clear up?"

Vote for Reform UK and get the very worst of the Tories...

Eehhhh? He ONLY lets frauds in

Does this mean we should bury Robert Jenprick?

It's a school night!!

Innit

Hopefully not, we're just about to tuck into our winter solstice celebration supper of haggis with neeps and tatties. That's gonna soak it up. I reckon?

Thanks. I will advise OH that his application for more wine has been formally approved by the Grinch! Cheers 🥂

I know! Fortunately I'm WFH tomorrow!