Wish they’d held the Bugs reveal from the trailer. Feels like it might have hit like Cap lifting Mjolnir.

Was spinning Sharkfinhat Jr and a bunch of kids on the merry go round at the park when a grandfather asked if I wanted help with Grampa Duty. FFS.

Planning a heist where I steal my neighbor’s sticker. You in?

*wistfully* I’ve never had a Salty Dog Cafe shirt.

Waffle House cold brew

Can check

Shout out to the Saturday morning oil change.

Would use a genie wish to see what the Jackass crew would come up with using this power.

Among the many problems with LinkedIn is signing on and seeing you have a message, thinking “This is it. My life’s about to change” and it’s yet another jagoff trying to get me to get an MBA.

Looked at Marc Maron tickets* and there was a bottomless popcorn and Cokes package. I feel like one popcorn and maybe two Cokes is the most one should consume in 90 minutes.

*I am a middle aged male.

My 4-year old made me scratch his back while he was peeing if you were wondering if we may be raising spoiled kids.

I passed out getting my blood drawn once. Best part is I was wearing a Ray Wylie Hubbard t-shirt that said “The days I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days” which must have looked hilarious while I was unconscious on the floor.

Sometimes I fire up an episode of The Drew Carey Show for this reason. I know it’ll be a pleasant way to spend 22 minutes.

a poster for the blues brothers shows two men in a car and says hit it Alt: Jake and Elwood saying hit it.

Wife’s out of town again, it’s Teacher Appreciation Week, I’m in the middle of a giant project at work, and I still remembered to open the blinds so her plants could get some light.

Everything’s a shitshow but they just announced The Electric Mayhem will cover Song 2 on the new Muppets coaster at Disney World so there are pockets of joy out there.

God saw this post and sent the neighbor kids by on their bikes so I had to quickly get everyone in their helmets and go outside with them

Letting the kids fuck around on their tablets on a beautiful spring Sunday so I can watch golf, a tradition unlike any other.

Right next to the microphone, too

Mrs. Sharkfinhat leaves for her second work trip of the month Monday. I’ll be surviving on Charlie Brown Thanksgiving meals while offering the kids plates of fruit and a protein again.

JD Vance entering negotiations with Iran

When I got back to my phone at the end of the day my wife had just texted me “The Sign” with a hundred crying emojis. I knew I was in for it when I saw it.

No matter how well trained I was there’s no way I wouldn’t scream for my mommy at the 1:00 mark.

This weekend, of course, is the two year anniversary of my family sticking me in front of the TV as soon as I got in from my Masters trip to make me watch The Sign episode of Bluey.

Bruce tells some fun stories about the making of this one in his book if you’ve never read it.

There are small pockets of good things happening!

Did you come of age in the southeast in the last 35 years? The new Drivin n Cryin record is out today and it’s great.

Shirtless Twain wishes you and yours a happy Friday.

I read Roughing It last year. I love that he goes surfing in it. I know he was a young man when it takes place, but you can’t help but picture white linen suit MARK TWAIN out there shooting the curl.

Singing River Cooter to the tune of Call Me Maybe.

Going to see if I can get Hairy Dawg to show up for Mother’s Day brunch.

Y’all better make your brunch reservations. I already had to pick 15 minutes off my preferred time slot.