oh I cut a section out and it does sound weird but at that point I was tired of editing

some of them literally are!

maybe instead of watching hours and hours of content streaming, you should pokemon go to your local city council meeting

I don't know if he's the voice that will radicalize the youths because I haven't seen his work, and no one I know in real life has ever heard of him. I know he's wildly popular in the online left but I don't watch content streamers and I never will. Unless it's my local city council meeting stream.

I barely mentioned hasan piker in my video and didn't even really criticize him (I learned a weird fact about him against my will) & I'm getting so many comments mad at me for criticizing hasan piker. man, I don't want to know anything about content streamers. everything I learn is against my will.

This is her, btw

...delicious?

it's crazy how it's literally just some guy

the reason aristocracy and royals have to go by fancy-sounding titles is because if you told me I had to respect some guy named Charlie Mountbatten as the divine ruler of earth I would spit in your face but when you say His Royal Highness that sounds slightly less deranged.

I agree, but technically they are heterosexual

someone in my comments last week was trying to tell me in an "anarchist antifascist" way how americans deserve to suffer more and when I asked what about the people here being ethnically cleansed, they were curiously silent how their antifascist ideology allows them to be selectively pro-fash

it should have been ME

It's Donkey and Dragon from Shrek. A big beautiful baddy with a literal donkey. This is the state of heterosexual relations.

Straight couples be like

if you're going to be using her water bottle, snacks, and her giant bottle of aloe vera, you should carry her bag at least part of the time. Otherwise, you need to bring your own bag with all the things you need.

one thing that really bothers me observing heterosexual relationships is when a man makes fun of a woman for bringing "too much stuff" or refuses to help her when she's struggling with her bags. But then he constantly needs things from her purse or luggage because he didn't bring enough stuff

People are always complaining that their printers don't work but mine always works perfectly because it's completely air gapped and I point a gun at it the whole time I'm using it. Also I replace the toner regularly and do basic maintenance.

Based on a recent study conducted by me, 100% of non-binary people want a large woman to beat them up. Don't worry about my sample size.

People on the milf polyamory app are into milfs. Surely this reflects a wider trend that affects all of society.

My cat is very specific about where and how you can touch him. He likes butt pats, cheek rubs, and forehead pets but if you touch his mane/neck he will kill you.
He also likes biting people's legs in what he thinks is a friendly way.

if you scratch yourself real bad on a taxidermied raccoon, can you get rabies from that? this is not a hypothetical question.

Vladimir Nabokov ruined lying down in front of a sprinkler on a hot summer day. You're not allowed to do it anymore. I hope you all have air conditioning.

oh so now we're just making fun of the man for living a totally normal life. you prudes make me sick

I remember the hideous guy and the one that looks like a victorian ghost because it's easier for me to remember the faces of people who are really ugly. But most of these white boy streamers everyone likes all look the same to me.

I'm genuinely really bad with faces and have asked "is that Hasan Piker?" About several videos of men talking that were sent to me this week and not only were none of them Hasan Piker, none of them were even the same man. I still don't know what he looks like.

Release it and then pin a comment that's something like "I recorded this before his health issues, wishing him a speedy recovery 😢"

Then again, people probably shouldn't take content advice from me.

The fact that it burns your flesh is already a pretty good indicator, I don't know that we needed that research.

Yeah they only cause cancer in California

Please remember that every good take and well-executed argument you've seen from Tucker Carlson on Israel is an already-established leftwing position. Don't be "surprised to be agreeing with Tucker Carlson!", he's merely agreeing with us.

"Hot beverages cause cancer"
Listen. I would rather die than drink a cold beverage.

Damn, I should publish the novel I wrote, my guy is a fucking disaster.