One of the irksome things about age discrimination in film and TV, is that when they make the love interest of so many men ~20 years younger, I never know if the lingering shot on the photo on jaded detective's desk is supposed to be a dead wife or an estranged daughter.
Valentine's Day in Hell is #24, Human Alastor is #26, what was #25?
In order of fights I might be able to win:
St. Peter
Fat Nuggetz
Ethan
Susan
Mimzy
Susan and/or Mimzy would win, but the in fight banter would make it worth it.
Looking at the Valentine's Day card and having a thought; Everyone had a card, except Lucifer. If it was cards from S.O.'s Alastor wouldn't have one. If it was 'make yourself a card' (odd), Lucifer would.
Did Lucifer make e/o Valentine's Day Cards?
#hazbinhotel #appleradio #maybe?
Random Hazbin thought: what if Niffty is so set on finding a 'bad boy' because when she was alive, anytime she asked for help with her husband she was told that he was a 'good man'.
#hazbinhotel #niffty
Definitely very late to this party, but the most 'suspend your disbelief'/'don't crash the fun-train' part of Pose is the insane yet recurring idea that Blanca doesn't 'pass'. Are we looking at the same woman?! In what world is she getting clocked?!
#Pose #MJ_Rodriguez #Blanca_Evangelista
"Anyone who finds live in Hell can do anything baby." Vaggi, what are you talking about? You fell in love with literally the first person you met in Hell.
#hazbinhotel
59 out of 60 base cards (freakin' Man's Best Friend my ass)
0 out of 6 secret rares.
And a veritable mountain of dupes later...
Do I have a problem? Maybe.
Am I looking for a solution? Nope!
#hazbinhotel #season2tradingcards
A rose's roots run deep, pet.
#hazbinhotel #rosie
Hazbin fic thought: Alastor, in his own dickhead way, helps Charlie navigate the trauma of being biracial 'passing'. Listening to friends insult half your heritage. Thinking of yourself as two halves never as a whole.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #charliemorningstar #fic_prompt
Were the exorcists made for the exterminations? And if they were, does that mean Vaggi is technically only 7 years old?
#hazbinhotel #vaggie #vaggi #hazbin_hotel_random_thought
I need Al's skills as a radioman shown. Not weather updates & song intros, but radio dramas. Make him pen the best soaps of his day or be a master foley artist. S/o interrupts a 'torture' sesh & finds him alone with 3 yds of rubber tubing, a vat of jello & 15 stalks of celery
#hazbinhotel #alastor
I'm just gonna leave this here and skedaddle.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #rosie #velvette #valentinohazbin
The only thing more unsettling than Alastor when he's trying to be creepy is Alastor when he's genuinely excited about something.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
Since we know from Adam and the Exorcists that "Heavenly" doesn't mandate nice, kind, or non-violent, here's an alt take on redeemed!Alastor.
Just in case Peter needs backup at the gates.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
Some alternative looks, because Alastor died when he was like 33. He's allowed to wear something other than a suit and bowtie.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
My partner @zelaznyharper.bsky.social made me this fantastic minion plush to cuddle and obey my Alastor babies (and protect Husker). Get yourself a partner who knows when you've been feeling like your world is imploding, you need a minion plush. I love you V 💜💜
...Was Alastor eating the loan sharks in S1 actually the kinder option? Sure he fully ate them, but they're sinners, they'll 'pull themselves together'.
The alternative was to let Vaggie fight them. Armed with an angelic spear. Fully double-dead.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #vaggie #randomthought
Just a poor Southern boy, with no time for your racism and no cares for your gender norms.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
Is Lilith the only human to not be affected by 'The Apple'? She and Lucifer gave it to Eve, who gave it to Adam, and all of humanity are their offspring. But did Lilith ever take a bite herself?
#hazbinhotel #randomthoughts #lilithmorningstar #lucifermorningstar
Possible Velvette-makeover
"Nasty Old Deer Fucks get pants when they earn pants"
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
Radioapple AU, based on Night World YA series:
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
S2 thought: Do Sinners actually know Lucifer can't hurt them? Seeing that he didn't hurt Vox and assuming it's because he couldn't hurt Vox seems like a pretty big leap in logic.
Like all he really needs is a half decent PR team.
Velvette?
#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #season2
Pls stop letting Vaggi advise the Morningstars?!
Season 1: Chalie,you don't use your 'Princess of Hell' status enough, go tell Valentino what's up.
Season 2: Lucifer, you should go put the fear of 'The King of Hell' into that growing mob of sinners.
Season 3: Lilith, 'Queen of Hell...'
#hazbinhotel
How is Alastor using Vox to break his deal being a double-dealing manipulator?Rosie made a deal that required her to keep him the strongest sinner & she failed to uphold her end of the deal. If anyone is a manipulator it's her for milking 1 favor for 90+ years.
#hazbinhotel #season2 #alastor #rosie
Question: Now that his deal is done, can Alastor stop smiling now? Not 'WILL he?', but 'CAN he?'.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2
Could one of the "good guys" please pretend to care that the dads are not alright.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #postseason2 #fanart
Oooof. Bad thought in 2x08: Alastor called Shock.wav Vox's dog.
Alastor almost got killed by a hunting dog. Again.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2spoilers
Everyone breaks under torture eventually, but angel blood makes your teeth holy weapons and you'd rather eat your own tongue than be forced to betray his trust.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #based_on_a_tumblr_post #tw:gore #fanart
