Ya know. This might actually be a fire emblem hot take.
But.. I actually like it when magic ignores terrain bonuses.. and I like when lightning magic gets a little extra range… 🥺

Meanwhile my point wasn’t “online is better they should only do online”
It was
“I’d like to have both, please.”

Highlights included:
- being shamed for not being able to afford to take unpaid time off work, book a hotel, and fly to a concert that was sold out within minutes
- people claiming I clearly have never been to a vocaloid concert before bc I didn’t understand “the magic”

Suddenly remembering that time in 2023 when I had the scorching hot take of “the miku expo online shows were a good thing, actually, bc it made a miku event accessible to everyone”
And people got so mad at me for it. It was truly my biggest “you hate waffles” moment

ANOTHER BI-RE EMBLEM UPDATE BEFORE I STOP PLAYING FOR THE DAY..
i gave up on the friends one. it was way too messy and is only going to continue getting messier.

oh my god.. the thing eliwood is standing on made me realize i should have made a big dock to put the ferris wheel and the market on.. that'd be so cool...

Quan.

People have run out of things to complain about with tomodachi life so they've started just lying about things that were cut. Incredible.

BI-RE EMBLEM TOMODACHI LIFE RELATIONSHIP CHART UPDATE..
idk what i was expecting, but it wasn't a perfect love square.

Bi-re emblem yaoi organically recreated smash bros yaoi… beautiful… nature finds a way…

I SPOKE TOO SOON

BI-RE EMBLEM ISLAND FINALLY HAS ITS FIRST COUPLE

Miitopia Bi-re emblem has gotten complicated enough that i now have to make a chart to keep track

there is not a single person in a relationship or with a mutual crush yet..

The ephriam and Hector one doesn’t want to post, but here’s Ike and Eirika.

ANOTHER BI-RE EMBLEM UPDATE

Alear and Byleth are now both here

And there have been two more crushes developed.

Ephriam -> Hector
Ike -> Eirika

I think Corrin is loosing interest in Ike, but otherwise we might end up with a love triangle on our hands.

Tbf it’s probably just bc tomolife was trending and negativity trends even better on Twitter so it’s getting mega boosted
But still
Goddamn
Doesn’t negative tweeting all the time get exhausting ? Are you not tired of feeling so bad you have to post about it ? Don’t you want to experience joy?

Do not even try to look me in the eyes and tell me you miss “part time jobs.” What the fuck do u even mean. You miss your mii being unavailable for blocks of time to where you can’t interact with them at all?? Bc that’s all that changed by removing that. They still run the shops.

I mean hey, I get if they removed a thing you like. But some of the shit they removed that people are complaining about are so nothing that i KNOW some people are blowing it out of proportion for that hit tweet.

The way Twitter has evolved in how they talk about tomodachi life needs to be studied
It went from
“This is the best I’m going to speed run this before it’s even legally out”
To
“This game is TOO expensive it has to be pirated”
To
“Actually this is the worst game ever how dare they”
???

YOUVE BEEN ALIVE FOR 3 MINUTES. HES LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON YOU KNOW AND U HAVENT EVEN SPOKEN TO HIM.

Can’t believe this is the first romantic encounter I’ve gotten.

Corrin stand up, that man hasn’t showed in days. He sleeps in his cape.

TOMOLIFE BI-RE EMBLEM UPDATE
These are our current residents

Alm, Marth, and Celica all live together in a weird bestie roommate situation…

And 2 seconds after they were born, Corrin fell head over heels for Ike. Literally fell in love with the first person they saw.

i want him to be the main character atp

He’s also made it a point to show up in EVERY news report that he possibly can.

I fear Celica saw him talking to marth and positioned herself so marth could give her a signal if he needed help.

This was then followed by him stalking marth across the island until he finally got to talk to him about something very important.

Video game soundtracks. Apparently.

Seconds after he was born I caught him staring at ants who made a heart for him.
Shortly after that, I was giving something to marth (Quan was on the other side of the island at the time) and by the time I picked it out. There he was. Punching a street lamp right next to marth.

STARTED MY TOMODACHI LIFE GAME OF BI-RE EMBLEM.

So far I made Sigurd, Celica, Marth, Hector, Quan, Eliwood, Alm, Lyn, and Eirika before I had to go to work

And for some reason. Quan is the island’s resident freak and I don’t know what’s wrong with him.

“YOU FEEL AT PEACE BUT I CRAVE WAR”
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U WALK AROUND WITH THE RACIST-AGAINST-DRAGONS-SWORD, ELIWOOD!!!!!! DRAGONS THINK U CRAVE WAR!!!!

“I’d fall in love with you in any world” type shit fr

Istg there was an image just like this but edited better but I can’t find it which sucks bc it’s the first thing i thought of when I saw this unit

I have an hour of work left.. and even then, I need to go to bed when I get home so I can wake up at a decent time…
Meanwhile everyone is enjoying their tomodachi life…