YOLO.

You mean the guy that's been promising full self driving "next year" every year since 2016 is now moving the goalposts on Mars? Nooooo

Water.

I'm 0-2. Didn't work in Indianapolis or Orlando this month 🤷‍♂️

No Jesus chain today? Must need time to cool off.

No. It will not.

First, we need an administration that actually give a fuck about the law.

Perjury charges are a bitch.

Nope. Just another performative vote to use against any dem voting no in the next election cycle.

JUST GOT MY WIFE.

😂😂😂

Kendrick Lamar album cover parody with pedophiles symbols at the White House

She finally figured out the Looney Tunes act isn’t gonna get her anywhere further than her looney tunes district.

Wick-ed.

Afib was what caused his stroke, if he took too much (or not enough) of his medicine, he'll get lightheaded.

If he's on a modern Alzheimer's drug, that's serious.

It's likely the infusion site for his Alzheimer's medication.

It's called homeschooling, Dinesh.

Dinesh making the case for more foreign worker visas.

Covering up the Epstein files? Yes we all know bb we can see it ourselves.

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

✔️ but wait, there's more!!

EV sales *still* have not fallen, cooled, slowed or slumped. Media is lying to you. EV sales continue to rise, but the last two years of headlines falsely stating otherwise would leave you thinking they haven’t. After so many lies, it would be nice for everyone to stop pushing this false narrative that they could find the truth behind by simply looking up one single number for once. more…

EV sales *still* have not fallen, cooled, slowed or slumped. Media is lying to you.

Meme of a painting of IU Receiver Omar Coopers touchdown against Penn state hanging in the Louvre.

I’d subscribe

Mike Johnson's lies keep getting lost in the facts The shutdown is exposing the speaker's slimy disingenuousness.

"Because Trump and his fellow GOP 'leaders' have made their refusal to negotiate with Democrats a bizarre 'principle,' when — as seems increasingly certain — they’re forced to make a deal to reopen the government, Trump, the self-styled dictatorial strongman, will end up substantially diminished."

Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

Way better for our tax dollars to go towards paying for Trump, Kristi Noam and Kash Patel's air travel

#releasetheepsteinfiles

It is low, but it’s also but it’s consistent in across doses. Some people just don’t respond. The human body is weird.