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There exists a collision bug where the check used to prevent Sonic from clipping on top of a surface he's too far below from isn't done if he's moving horizontally in the air. This can easily be seen if you put a solid object on a top solid surface and hit it from the bottom.

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

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pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

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ShadowSnake from Battle of the Eras has a chainable low-kick normal with 0-frame startup and +60 advantage

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a tribute to the first pokemon card of Vulpix, featuring a very saturated orange vulpix on a dark background with sparkles.

a tribute to the first pokemon card of Vulpix, featuring a very saturated orange vulpix on a dark background with sparkles.

always loved this sparkly orange dog!!

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Yep, that's how the license works. Also I should clarify, BSD 3-clause is for Sonic Worlds Delta. If you are using Sonic Worlds Next, that's MIT licensed (as seen in the LICENSE file in the repository!) but that functions exactly the same way with the same credits requirement.

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ahhh, I see

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haven't really checked in on this place in a while, what happened now

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consider it licensed under the BSD 3-clause license. It has been used in indie games before (see: Freedom Planet) so you're not the first

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Heretic 2's always been kind of a pain in the ass to get working on modern PCs. Heretic2R is a new reverse-engineered source port that alleviates much of this, and its first release just dropped: github.com/m-x-d/Hereti...

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Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

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Yep! I sure did!

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....well I should've figured

the cool new Flash alternative? vibecoded AI slop made with Claude, ie chat gpt with a less embarrassing veneer

what a goddamn shame. The actual flash is available to download and run as abandonware these days, here:
animatearchive.neocities.org?home

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I'm so dumbfounded by all of this. I already appealed how I could. The least I can expect to happen now is for the account limits to go away tomorrow, and HOPE I'm not hit with another warning.

Most I can ask from others is maybe file a ticket on Discord's support page about this. It's all I got.

3 weeks ago 29 12 1 0
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@discord.com
Hey, can you at LEAST give proper answers when people try to contact you through the proper means, instead of "woopsie looks like you need to appeal and get this sorted!! :3"
HELLO??? TRYING TO DO THAT NOW.

Sort your shit out, Discord. No wonder people are cancelling Nitro now...

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oh my god this is extremely funny

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A composition of three images: a screenshot of the source code to Pokémon Red, highlighting a label called VunixMachine; a screenshot of Pokémon Red with the player using a PC in a Pokémon Center, saying "RED turned on the PC.", and an infobox from Wikipedia featuring a photo of a HP 9000 workstation running System V.

A composition of three images: a screenshot of the source code to Pokémon Red, highlighting a label called VunixMachine; a screenshot of Pokémon Red with the player using a PC in a Pokémon Center, saying "RED turned on the PC.", and an infobox from Wikipedia featuring a photo of a HP 9000 workstation running System V.

The PC in every Pokémon Center allows you to connect to Bill's and Prof. Oak's computers over the network, just like a workstation connected to the Internet in the early days. The source code to Pokémon Red (1996) implies we are using System V UNIX.

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So why are we using ray tracing for shadows when we have this

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US6384822B1 - Method for rendering shadows using a shadow volume and a stencil buffer - Google Patents A method for real-time shadow rendering in a 3-D graphics scene uses an inverted z-test to mark a shadow area in a stencil buffer. Front and back facing shadow volume polygons are rendered subsequent ...

While discussing various idTech stuff in a private chat with friends, we discovered that Carmack's Reverse, the shadow rendering method in DOOM 3 that Creative Labs claimed ownership of, had its patent expire back in 2019: patents.google.com/patent/US638...

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Hah hah. You know the ironic thing? This gif is from Puyo Puyo Tetris, a non-union game for Sega.

A non-union game that WENT UNION, along with, as far as I know, ALL of Sega's properties.

Puyo Puyo: union
Yakuza: union
Persona: union
Sonic: union

Thank you, Sega! 💙

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A Screenshot from the video game Selaco. It features Graffiti of a chicken that is called the "God of Selaco".

This is a reference to Graf Zahl, lead programmer for GZDoom (the game engine Selaco's engine is forked from) and notorious internet dickhead

A Screenshot from the video game Selaco. It features Graffiti of a chicken that is called the "God of Selaco". This is a reference to Graf Zahl, lead programmer for GZDoom (the game engine Selaco's engine is forked from) and notorious internet dickhead

Gods are for Overthrowing

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Just got this ad in #SonicRumble for a mobile game called "Hedgehog Fighter: Crime City."

And it's, well...see for yourself lol:

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A 3D-printed pin of Cookie from Cookie's Bustle.

A 3D-printed pin of Cookie from Cookie's Bustle.

Are you a... y'know... [nudge nudge] friend of Cookie?

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has there been a "veteran(s) of popular franchise starts own studio" deal that hasn't gone breasts-vertical in the last decade because i'm having a lot of trouble thinking of one

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hmm I followed the instructions I’m not sure why he looks so different

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The ESA and game preservation

The ESA has repeatedly pushed back against game preservation efforts, and continued to do so here. In its argument, the organization said a "substantial market" still exists for classic games, including secondary markets. "Enabling widespread remote access to preserved games with minimal supervision would present a serious risk to an important market," it wrote.

The ESA and game preservation The ESA has repeatedly pushed back against game preservation efforts, and continued to do so here. In its argument, the organization said a "substantial market" still exists for classic games, including secondary markets. "Enabling widespread remote access to preserved games with minimal supervision would present a serious risk to an important market," it wrote.

(the ESA has been THE primary organization advocating against the Video Game History Foundation's efforts to allow online access to their library of preserved games, for the record - JUST IN CASE anyone wants to sell them someday)

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