It’s improving.

A little lady from 2700bc who I met today in Greece. She has fewer wrinkles than me

homer simpson is dressed as a bride and holding a bouquet of flowers ALT: homer simpson is dressed as a bride and holding a bouquet of flowers

I’m looking forward to the next one

I’m off to work on a cruise on Friday; not much chance they’ll have faded by then. ☹️

I fell over and I wasn’t even drunk!

I’m fairly talented; I sing a bit, play the piano a bit, dance a bit, paint a bit … you get the idea. If I wasn’t so lazy I might progress a bit.

Apart from looking grotesque, yes I am thanks.

Can’t find one of me wearing a hat so here’s one of me wearing a black eye.

I’m off on Friday. Standing on the stage looking like I currently do (it’s got worse) might frighten the guests, I fear.

It looks worse than it feels. 😊

Yes, luckily it was head last rather than head first to hit the ground.

Not too much discomfort unless I look in the mirror! 🤣

Looking like I’ve been in a boxing match when really I just fell over!

I went out delivering leaflets for my sons’ business and I fell over! They feel slightly guilty but, to be fair, it’s not their fault that pretty much all the pavements are uneven.

European History. I learnt, and taught, very little of it but now I have recognised its worth, especially when writing destination talks.

My weekend creativity.

Ei ou aa oo o i it was obviously close to Old MacDonald’s farm.

No, I live in a park home. It is a delightful home with a huge living room but no beams, exposed or otherwise.

Because of the work I do on cruise ships, I endure a lot of time changes in the course of the year. Practice doesn’t make it any better. Have a good day. 😊

Well, I’m not planning on spanking any balls. I need to get on with some packing for my next cruise. I hate packing, so I do it in short bursts; somehow that seems better.

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Bore da, David. Have a lovely day.

I must not buy more wool, I must not buy more wool, I must not buy more ….. enters charity shops, oh look, 50 balls for £31, I’ll have that! There is no hope for me. 🤷‍♀️

She is spot on.

How beautiful! Thank you.

I’m off to the small town of Eastleigh, which has several good charity shops. I love a good bargain!

Yes. I lost a filling at the beginning of lockdown and the dentist was rather limited in what she could do, which eventually led to it having to be taken out after the pandemic.

Breath in, breath out; the day will pass. Good luck.