"Hmmm, Doggie~"

Comes out of a pub, drenched in blood.
None of which her own.

Watching this, patiently.
She knew how to handle animals.
She fought with wolves, handled blood hounds, also a captains favorite dog once and was generally experienced.

Offering her hand for the hellhound to register her scent (good thing she was currently residing in a tavern with showers...).

"C'mon. I don't come across a cute pupper like you every day."

Waving her hands, trying to get his attention.

Jumping up, trying to reach @threeguard.bsky.social's heads.

Borf?

Borf.

Borf!

"If any of yers calls me an "Goblerino" one more time I'll kick yer in the soft parts."

"How IS one 'stupidly' beautiful?"

Hands on her hips, head tilted with an deadpan, slightly annoyed expression.

Yes. Objectively so.

//I may dissapear sporadically for 2-3 days on here.
Just a heads up.
Muse is wonky as always.

Weirdo smh

//I do expect a bare minimum of literacy.

Ever wondered why she wears so little?
For more agility of course~

Anyways, maximum agility for #SeductiveSunday

Snorring.

Loudly.

"Well, newsflash: Yer got the wrong fockin' one, genius!"

Trying to somehow flee.

//ok

"Aye, gladly."

She said, while grabbing his peks.

"Aye, fluffy too. Must be handy on a cold day.
We goblin seamen don't have that.
We have to stay agile too, so thick clothing is never an option."

"Shiver me timbers, I haven't even done anything...yet."

Since she got shoved down so violently by him, one of the golden Skulls covering her nipples was slightly misaligned, and her chest in general was now covered in dirt.

Her hands were on him before he finished asking.

"Aye, that's some nice texture yer having."

Not her accidentally smearing all her sweat on his chest, having totally forgotten about it.

Now being forced into an face down, ass up position.

"Hey, what's the big idea yer landlubbing scallywag!?"

Bitting her lower lip.

"Battle-hardy, are yer?"

"Huh?"

Slowly turned towards him in a very delayed reaction.

"I do. And I say go fer it."

"Yer already plenty cute tho.
So me eye is well served already.
Not that I want to talk yer out of it mind ye."

"Glad I could please the great fire spirit of Highstool with me mere appearance."

She's not good with names.

"With better ASSets too~"

Cue the cheeky smile.

"Among other things~"

Stretching her arms over her head and arching her back.

"Ew, aye, then we only have similar names.
And yes, I am DEFINITIFELY more cu-...attractive than a pig."

She crossed her arms over her chest, nodding.

"I'm just a wee goblin lass, and given those names yer just dropped, I assume not so different from those Bokoboblins or whatever ya called them."

"Arr, I answer to Sadie.
I ain't got no fancy title, I'm just a pirate, or mercenary of the sea if yer fancy like that anyways.
Nice ta meet yer, despite the rocky start."

Extending her still yet sweaty hand.