Yep, plus a cancelled flight at the beginning of May. Rescheduled onto a much worse one.

Those parents, and Jane Carrigan, are absolutely amazing.

Omg, when it just falls off the bone!

Do embrace the nerdy lawish way. It's the best.

I teach year 3 at university. 25% of this semester's cohort failed for AI use. And those are the ones we could catch.

We all have one thing. We've always said if the coffee machine died we'd go out that same day and get a new one, regardless of the inevitable Briscoes sale.

I think the president should continue double-crossing spies until something Cool happens

This is the gold chain thing! They use gold chains to drag them. You will see where your money is. 😬

Top quality Xmas-NY shutdown news.

Empty community newspaper stand in the NZ Parliamentary Library.

Community newspaper stand in the NZ Parliamentary Library.

Our one, on top of that, had shark teeth growing through his pallette which required GOLD CHAINS to pull them into position. You can imagine how much extra that was.

checking in with my focus group and they all agree with fuck this shit

Photo of drag queen sneering at Ivana and Donald Trump.

I'm with her.

I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003

Satirical Letter from Christopher Luxon to Nicola Willis Hi Nicola, Thanks for your feedback on the speech I’ll be giving to the local government worms. I’ve made some changes, starting with not referring to them as ‘worms’. I respect worms. Here are a few choice excerpts. “Councils need to focus on core delivery and economic growth. Unless that economic growth involves making their regions a nicer place to live and visit, in which case no.” “I consider any region that is not specifically serviced by Air New Zealand to be dead to me. Get an airport losers.” “No more vanity projects. For example, that weird dog statue in Tīrau. Just imagine how many rentals we could make from that corrugated iron, especially now that we’re reevaluating the healthy homes standards.” “Why can’t you be more like Auckland?” “Finally, I hate you.” Check your doors, Luxon

Christopher Luxon to Nicola Willis
RE: Speech to Local Government Jerks
#nzpol #satire #kikorangi

Not Jenny Shipley's though.

Oh good god

And they said the 7.5% would not come from frontline services. This is the MOST frontline of any services - respite and carer support for our most vulnerable. Just so cynical.

That's some dipshit stuff. He's going to improve outcomes by improving outcomes.

They are sugar cricket. A fun, short hit and utterly forgettable.

Top quality threat.

Aotearoa, we need to fight back against these blatant lies.

Are you with me, Team of Four Million?

You have the rights under the code of rights to informed consent (with the associated rights of effective communication and information a reasonable consumer would expect) and services of an appropriate standard. Can start with a complaint to the provider, then to the Health and Disability Commr.

That's a great position with the best name.

Teen playing cricket in torchligh.

Power outage, so the teens are now doing cricket by torchlight. Ball constantly lost.

Awww he's a cute lil dummy tho

Mood