A mafia is what they are - all the way down to being led by a Don with a funny voice

What’s the modern-day equivalent of how Herman Melville and Nathaniel Hawthorne just kinda met? I feel like that kind of shit doesn’t happen anymore. Like, Lord Byron and Mary Shelley sort of ended up meeting because of Mary’s to-be husband. Where is this kind of networking in 2026??????

Ya know I seem to recall Trump attempting this the last time he was President, too… somewhere in Asia… bah, eludes me.

I was really planning on giving the bottle a break but I don’t think I can handle this profound sense of fear and vitriol without copious cannabinoids *and* liquor in my blood.

How is this more wild than what you initially said

God I saw an incredible meme of one of the school kids from the Simpsons with the Iron Cross tattooed on his chest, a beer in hand, and the text read “Hi I’m Secretary of Defense now”

Though now it would be Secretary of War… psychos, the whole lot of them.

Ohh, ya know, when we started manifesting our destiny and killing millions of Natives. So pretty much it’s been that way since the start. We are born of one of the world’s most-prolific colonizers, the British, after all.

I’ve been saying this for years! I use the term MAGAts for them because they truly are feeding on the - honestly dead-on-arrival - corpse of the nation.

Sure hope there’s finally enough harm inflicted by Trump for Republicans in-office to finally vote him out. I want him OUT, JON. OUT, I SAY.

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social note on latest MSN: Masamune was just the name of the smith who made the sword used by Miyamoto Musashi. It’s retrospectively called Miyamoto Masamune, but it seems it didn’t have a contemporary name. Masamune’s swords all bear his name, as if his children.

I’ve always thought this new hat looked silly!!

The first step to dealing with Trumpism is to ignore everything they say and only watch what they do.

two men are looking at a laptop computer . Alt: two men are looking at a laptop computer. One appears to be showing the other how to do something

Oh so that’s why they’re more expensive there! And here was dummy me thinking it was due to exchange rates

Like a snake charmer, Trump has dredged up the hatred that wed come so far on eradicating. For as many people who would hold a Jan 6th 2 Revenge of the Left, there are surely that many MAGAts who would lay down their lives for their liegelord. Plus they’ve hoarded most of the guns for like a century

Because the vocal minority of sycophants has the power, and they have far less humanity in their ideals. They desire control. Like the Riddler, they leave breadcrumbs of their involvement in more and more awful shit, just to see the nation tear itself apart over them.

My ancestors are smiling down upon me, MAGAts. Can you say the same?

The virgin Melania

-wife to a Nazi
-vacuous
-utterly bankrupt of thought and moral

VS

The CHAD Malenia

-wife to nobody, simped over by thousands including people in-game

-deep and rich character

-fluid and dynamic combat AI that really makes you believe she’s “never known defeat”

I mean…

You can just reply. That’s assumed by the app and saves users characters ;)

Incorrect grammar and all?

No it’s the next Godzilla film. FLOOFY GOJIRAAA!!!!

Not to say that this isn’t funny - cause it is - but… there is a much more famous platform where you probably wouldn’t be dickslapped for posting this (anymore)

In fairness you would probably have less problems posting this on Xitter (read: shitter) cause apparently that’s the one place on the whole internet that’s a safe haven for “humor”

I don’t wanna know how much less fear I’d be in cus I feel like it would piss me off compared to reality

I believe that if you are trying to further imperialism - really of any kind, but historically it’s been a lot of my white people - you no longer qualify to lead a country. A standard that I WOULD HOPE would apply to all nations.

Ossoff’s Bluesky manager: I’m considering really doing it this time.

Basically what I’m saying is this country is built on suing over the mildest infraction, but this man who is obviously raping the rules gets to do whatever the fuck he wants without repurcussion. I wouldn’t be surprised if the MAGAts were like “the victims deserved it cus they should have submitted”

I truly don’t understand how it’s possible that a revolutionary convinced a majority that he wasn’t a revolutionary - be it judicial or political. The Constitution they so furiously fight for when it’s protecting their right to weapons of mass murder, is then ignored because “Trump is a Visionary”

Caught my parents watching a political YouTuber talking about this. What I don’t understand is how Trump was even allowed to take Presidency. If they love the Constitution (the First and Second Amendments) so, why don’t they respect the Amendment that says revolutionaries can’t hold American office

#YAIYdoom that we’re all one day closer to death

#YIAY2026 If this weren’t a YIAY I’d give a much more grim answer.

Super Mario Iliad is announced, and Nintendo’s stock prices soar, before a crash upon the release of the Zelda movie trailer - it’s a real original movie Sonic scenario, everyone hates it at first and they announce they’ll fix it.

Proposal for new US national observance: every January 6th, everyone goes to work as normal, but in the late morning, every company in the country undergoes bomb drills. Call it PATRIOT Day - you can have that one for free, Adonald ;)

I’m really gonna do it this time