Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger Area Resident Considers Pros, Cons Of Each Garment

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impossibly hot stud directing line traffic at the trader joe's, and I'm so flustered that I hold everyone up for a crucial four seconds

a tweet by dril, 8/13/12: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .

Portait painting of a green lion symbolizing vitriol in ancient alchemy with a golden sun in his mouth

V.I.T.R.I.O.L
Painting piece from last year which I still like a lot, it started as a random study of a lion before I suddently got the idea to turn everything green.

my sweet girl was in the hospital for her liver for two days last year and even though she made a full recovery, it was so so scary. just sent something your way, and I hope your little guy comes through just fine. 🩷

Brazil creates the South Atlantic's largest marine park | Conservation International Conservation International helped secure a million-hectare marine park, two decades in the making.

This is how it's done!

"a core reserve where fishing is banned outright, surrounded by a buffer zone that allows some artisanal fishing — designed to allow local fishing communities to retain their traditional livelihoods"

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always rooting for Rory!

so so many people here spontaneously erupting in chants that translate to "it's over! it's over!"

not even 10pm here and unfortunately I'm already getting a bit emotional

I'm so excited lol, "i met her on the livejournal" is one of my favorite line reads

samuel zelig!

I have never in my life bought a pair of pants so quickly.

I am never forgetting at the first anime con I ever went to in like 2007, there was someone selling a print of Light and L from Death Note naked and dramatically reaching toward each other across a flower and the artist put a big sticky note on it that said "NOT YAOI - SYMBOLISM"

it's SO good, I have one like once a week

Volunteers turn a fan's recordings of 10,000 concerts into an online treasure trove In 1989, an up-and-coming rock band from Washington called Nirvana played in Chicago for the first time at a club called Dreamerz.

A group of devoted volunteers is methodically researching, cataloging and digitizing more than 10,000 concerts that one music fan recorded over four decades.

that poisonous snake that slithers down the bell-pull in the sherlock holmes story

Son that's God's elect!

Stacked up like bank quarters!!!!!!!!!!!!

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

willem dafoe in the criterion closet holding The Last Temptation of Christ saying “oh ladies and gentlemen, you know this man”

Idk what church is like on Easter but imagine it should go down something like this.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

holy shit thank you

OLHA O QUE EU TERMINEEEEI!!!
Clermont-Ferrand Cathedral ❤️

I would like to especially bless the elderly man who let me have a post-two-drinks slice in his store as he was actively closing. thank u king. the city has been good to me tonight.

my uber driver is locked in on THE most classic 80s new wave playlist. thank you for providing the perfect soundtrack to the silk suit I'm wearing, brother.

Extrait de ma BD pourpre-sang. Sur le rivage d'un village côtier en triste état, des cercueils pour recevoir les rite mortuaire. Au premier plan un homme est assis sur un ponton et regarde une des dépouille se faire entrainer par le courant quelqu'un à la chevelure rouge assiste à la scène de loin.

Temps maussade pour des sépultures.

thank you!! I loved this yarn

recently finished an absolute nightmare of a knitting project, so I did a little palate cleanser too.

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldn’t have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive. Karlson’s declaration – “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” – is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSA’s Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higgins’ 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

I’m too single for this

yeah, I saw their other books in this bundle; there's also a photo history of the show. it's a sort of... diversifying of the portfolio, I guess.

like this is a collaboration between andrew lloyd webber's production company and the author, who they hand-picked, so I assume this framing is just a result of them just parroting phrases that will appeal to people who read alchemized, but even so!