My Face when I get the #nufc ballot rejection. More chance of a golden ticket in a wonka bar.
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Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…
My nephews fleecing my mother.
I am now counting down to hearing @mrjamesob.bsky.social giving us the hot take on the Honest Bob Jenrick defection.
Geordiesssss #nufc
Happy New Year everyone!
2025 was quite easily the best year I've ever had supporting our beloved Newcastle United 🏆
On to the next!
Love you all 🖤🤍
Happy new year geordies. #nufc
My mum will be in hospital over Christmas. Leg fracture, broken ribs and broken bone in her back. Also been a victim of financial abuse. On the mend now. Slow road to recovery. #ageuk #Christmas
The more time I spend with my mum the more I’m convinced she should be part of SAS selection. #SAS #army
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Short arms head has gone. #nufc
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage.
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
Early morning walk across Worksop Town. The birds singing. The smell off weed and swathes of the population slurping on Vspes. The breakfast of champions. #worksop #dailylife #lifegoals
Or is he on strike yet? Legs like test tubes. #nufc
I’m disappointed with result from the team today. To balance it out I’m having fish fingers. #howaythelads #nufc
What are the thoughts of the fans on the charging people for membership packs , given they have already paid for membership? Not a good look at all for me. #nufc #premierleague
I’ve heard of wrapping your foot around a ball to bend it but never seen a player wrap his heeeeed around it ! Take a bow Dan Burn. #nufc
Nigel Farage, who has so far registered a total of £280,500 for four hours a month as a "brand ambassador" for a company selling gold bars, thinks a £10 an hour minimum wage for young people is too high bylinetimes.com/2025/11/03/n...
For West Ham 🤦♀️
Good afternoon geordies. 3 points incoming. #nufc
@mrjamesob.bsky.social listening just now. I think you are off the honours xx list old bean.
Far be it from me to comment on the travails of another club but LIverpool FC should really have backed Arne Slot in the summer transfer window and avoided this run of defeats 🤭
Me pitchside with a bloke that was just passing…. Great craic. #nufc Howay the lads #nufcvspurs