i haven’t been posting on here bc dan and phil haven’t done a sponsorship with us 💔

i told u we’d have a yaoi dragon

forgot this existed sorry

sorry i haven’t been active i’ve been mourning nord

an honor, truly.

can’t believe nord and i did a collab and then their account got suspended forget enemies to lovers trope are we doomed by the narrative

they also answered my preshow question i cannot say which one or else my true identity will be revealed but just know it made everyone laugh

if only they could respond to my emails (i had so much fun i need to go back)

i didnt i was too nervous

i am slash srs bianca they are so tall

dragon city just met dan and phil

do dan and phil know they’re meeting the dragon city bluesky account tonight

gonna take a shot before titwang tomorrow in honor of nordvpn

i’m going to perform a seance for nordvpn

WHERE DID NORD GO???

NOOOOO DONT DO THIS TO ME

if u saw me post the nordcity promo on a different account no u didn’t

Special thank you to @nordvpns.bsky.social for partnering with us!!! (dan and phil haven’t responded to either of our emails)

NEW DRAGON CITY x NORDVPN PROMOTION!!!! Scan the QR code below to redeem your special offer of brand new defensive attacks, a NordVPN dragon, and your very own OLD MAN YAOI DRAGON!!! Promotion also includes 20k food and 35k gold!!! This promo is only happening for 69 minutes so ACT FAST!!!

I’m working on secret things 🤫

maybe soon Dave from marketing #1 fan!

AmazingPhil and wife Janice have divorced, but don’t worry! Dragon City is here! With the QR code in the thread below, you can have the limited edition Divorced Phil banner flag!! You will also receive 15,000 food and 30,000 gold!!

i thought we were friends now 💔

🫣🫣🫣

they love us idk (i cannot legally say anything)

dan saying he’d marry us and phil saying he’d have a big orgy with us nord and opera browser and yet they won’t respond to our emails

If we get 100 followers we’ll add old man yaoi to the game

It’s our destiny

AmazingPhil has followed us!! So glad he found us :) why are you not following us @danielhowell.bsky.social

That’s okay homoemo ghd the third! We understand not everyone will love our game, no matter how many banner flags, golden pigs or pheals we have to offer 🥰 (wish I was drunk too)