Nutrageous bar and Diet Coke are my cigarette and whiskey

we're doing post-credits baby

I’ve been watching ER while waiting for new episodes of The Pitt. I saw Love Labour's Lost last week.

Currently watching The Pitt finale. They’re gonna get sued AGAIN.

This is the most niche post in history

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roses are red
fascists up against the wall
the Mountain Goats
are playing Carnegie Hall

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Finished Octopath Traveler II! Super fun game.

Look up Naked Lunch

Upsetting!

"Did you know that Steely Dan is named after a fictional sex toy?" is the 70s version of "Did you know Tame Impala is just one guy?"

The Pitt just kicked my ass again

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

The Pitt definitely designed an entire character for us to hate just to create a scene where a woman literally explodes diarrhea all over him. Good show.

The opening line of chapter 9 of Stephen Fishbach’s “Escape!” almost made me spit out my coffee. So much for the fourth wall. Unbelievable stuff.

Marjorie Taylor Greene rose to prominence by peddling family-wrecking conspiracy theories and she rode it all the way to the bank. Then the leopards ate her face. I’m not interested in the redemption tour.

I can’t believe I’m rooting for Don Lemon. But oh my god this regime is so blatant it’s insane.

Raffi isn’t over here, so just dropping this off.

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Our Office Holiday Party OOPS! ALL JELLO! Episode is now live! Listen where ever you stream your podcasts, and here are the ✨recipes✨ if you'd like to follow along!

Like why it’s awful

Hey yo if you’re flying to Baltimore flight 2799 from charlotte this is your last and final call to board

Shoutout to everyone at the Charlotte airport for being straight up awful 👉🏻👉🏻

yeah they really did just go ahead and redact everything

Yeah surprises me too! Lol

I came in 5th place on last night’s season finale of The Floor. Unfortunately the editors did cut out the part where Rob Lowe called me “America’s sweetheart.” I was gonna put that on my resume!!

Final thoughts before filming the season 4 finale of #thefloor!!!

Friends, it’s finally time to play. Join me tomorrow on #thefloor!

We made it to the semifinals, y’all. Just two episodes of #thefloor left to go!

When you’ve been on #thefloor for 9 episodes and still haven’t played once