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Good morning!

Not too early at all. It’ll be here before you know it!

Me and who? 🥵😈😉

Do the kids get Cheech and Chong references?

Or are they more Jay and Silent Bob for their stoner culture now?

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Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October.

Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year.

Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce.

Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.

#TimelinePalateCleanser

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Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Even if I’m not, that’s a risk I will beg to take 🔥

Sometimes tho I can break that cycle by looking at the clock. ‘Oh. Haha. Fuck you bad-me. I know you wait till now to show up and I dont believe you’

Sort of like breakup bangs, but at night and not after a breakup?

So, for me at least, I’m generally alone at night. And if I’ve been ruminating during the day, it gets worse at night.

There’s no one to talk to and my self talk gets pretty negative. Easy to spiral to ‘everyone hates me/I’m alone’

Good morning!

Oh man. Now I’m picturing mushroom ads on fox news. Not sure I’m ready for elderly boomers on shrooms

Worm in RFKs brain needs some help for the PTSD of being in RFKs brain?

Me: I don’t have ADHD.

Also me: playing a PC game and a mobile game at the same time cause neither can actually keep my focus

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Anti stress ball meme with on of the pictures replaced with a picture of George’s balls squeezed tightly in his fist.

This took me way too long to edit.

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#SamanthaPics

Interesting, mine is working but sorry yours isnt

Cartoon by @dptoon.bsky.social

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Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free and easy, and created its multi-billion-dollar franchise.

The 2019 ProPublica TurboTax investigation never gets old

Got a lawyer, judge has since thrown the case out as, iirc, ‘Target lost the video evidence’

Poster deleted thread saying wife got upset when it went viral and asked it be deleted. So 🤷

I did not. Poster saying his wife was arrested for shoplifting at Target. Allegedly Target used AI to monitor people using the self checkout and identify shoplifters.

Cop showed up at their on a Sunday afternoon to arrest her for $87.

Had to scrape up bail cash to get her out

Yeah the chair is weird. I can pike on the reformer from a plank just fine. But it took a hot minute to get my hips to move in the chair.

I can’t imagine trying to get abs to do anything post c-section. But yay Pilates!