Yeah for sure. Easy way to fire anyone who doesn't respond. Or claim you can automate someone who has an administrative role.

Is he going to read all of them? Not sure how, without context of the domain expertise, anyone could determine the importance or impact of a person's week based on 5 bullet points.

Howie the crab died and I am sad. RIP little crab with cute hats.

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Are trustworthy eyebrows a particular shape or just neat and tidy? Asking for a friend 😆

When the self care and crafting and cooking ISN'T curing your anxiety

Girl have you seen the giant bald headed dudes that normally grace homepages? You could have shown up unwashed and in PJs and still been a refreshing change.

I can vouch for how awesome the Dyson airwrap is. Stupid expensive but my husband got me one for Christmas a couple years ago and it's amazing.

Apparently the entire Doge team is between the ages of 18 and 25? Looking forward to the news next week that they are going to re-platform the federal government from Cobol to Go in 2 sprints...because like mainframes are super old bruh.

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The thing about software engineering...you can't call yourself the best, and non-engineers can't call you the best. Your work either speaks for you or it doesn't. So far all I hear from Doge is noise from a giant muppet headed windsock.

Oh my lord. 😆 🤣

So excited to see Goose as the #1 trending project on GitHub today! ✨

github.com/block/goose

A problem with not having any quantitative data to use is that when we make promo decisions on more vague or open ended attributes, it often goes the route of likeability and people in underrepresented groups can be penalized unfairly.

My daughter at 7 talks nonstop like she's livestreaming life and has no interest in how many followers she has. I give them an A for confidence at least lol

Gergely clearly doesn’t understand the user story that drove this decision. Let me help!

As a: Google product manager

I want to: make AI mandatory everywhere within Google products

Because: I am a complete piece of shit

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I hate the "dress like old money" trends. Old money? Where did old money get their money? Go back far enough and it's money off the backs of slaves, child laborers, immigrants, the poor. Thanks. I'll keep my new money. Old money fashion gives me the ick.

With great power comes great "dammit" moments

I missed my calling. I could be answering important questions like what are you gonna do when Macho Man Randy Savage runs wild on you? Now we will never know.

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Slack knows you clicked on my DM and then clicked away in .02 seconds and totally did not read my very important message about TPS reports. Slack just wants you to be a good partner. Slack sees all.

Yep. Depending on age probably a lawyer or vet. Or a WWE commentator. You know. Practical stuff.

The cinematic story in my head says he's dying, his insurance company made it worse somehow, and so he's making a statement and figures he has nothing to lose, which is why he wants to be caught. Unlikely to be reality let's be honest but it'd make a compelling movie.

Gross.

I am jealous of other people's emotional energy reserves. I barely have enough at the end of the day to figure out dinner.

I have to clip my horse but I'm waiting for my allergies to sort themselves out because I will die otherwise. #stupidhorsegirlproblems

Today it was 75. Tomorrow when I take my kid to school it will be 39.

The temperature swings are my least favorite part of fall in Atlanta.

I used to worry about @pfrazee.com a lot in the early days but at this point I think they're all the aliens the government apparently talked to because by now any normal people would have run away to be goat farmers in the Vermont woods.

Dear white women,

Please do not try to help deer cross the road. I know they're cute. I know you mean well. But approaching a deer will turn bambi into a two-legged skinwalker real quick. They will stomp your face.

Xoxo
Me