Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

MOUSE: P.I. For Hire is a GREAT game, but can we say the same for its Switch 2 version? Let's investigate!

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I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Pragmata is a great game that looks and runs FANTASTICALLY on Switch 2. I can't recommend it enough!

My review: youtu.be/VY_KyQiNPXI?si…

I finally played the first Tomb Raider in anticipation for the remake, so does it hold up 30 years later? Let's find out!

youtu.be/30Da84Jgmb8?si…

I finished my Tomb Raider video and it's available for members to watch NOW! 😄 youtu.be/30Da84Jgmb8

Won't be able to play this for awhile, but I couldn't turn down getting it for $30!

Was a great time talking with Joey about our thoughts on the Mario Galaxy movie!

I sat down with @toontris.bsky.social to discuss our feelings on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, with spoilers at the end!

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Stay tuned!!

Yeah, I'd rather they just make a better Star Fox game for Switch 2 than port a mediocre one over.

Scheduling some time this evening to focus upset and anger at the Mario movie review scores

How the internet views every critic who didn't like their favorite video game movie (they haven't seen it yet).

Haven't played Pokopia in days.

I hope my Pokémon are okay.

Bullying rich people does work.

You should probably buy a Switch 2 before the price goes up, too.

“F*K TIM SWEENEY. ALL OF MY HOMIES, AND I HATE TIM SWEENEY.” Meme Created.

Reminder that Epic's last mass layoff was to ensure the business was sustainable, so no further layoffs would be necessary.
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I always think it's going to be slow in the spring. Every. Freaking. Time.

"iTs inEvItABle"

Not loving this years-long trend of laying off game devs and shutting down studios.

Once again, the point of placeholder is to be replaced and thus easy to identify.

If you're using machineslop to get "as close as possible" - that's not "placeholder", that's either being incredibly ignorant or being a liar hoping to get away with it.

There's really no third option.

I was in multiple rooms at GDC where management of games studios let their hair down and said "everyone's using it, gamers hate it so we just have to hide it now", but none were actually able to explain if and how AI were making games faster to develop or better at all

I only have time for about one play session a day lol.

I Tried Kart Racers From Every Decade YouTube video by Zenkai Goose

I don't often gas up YouTubers because, well, you know.

But this dude has been making some excellent videos and the end of each one there is just something so touching about these neat little essays that I really enjoy. A good amount of fun, dare I say.

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Stuck between wanting to play the Hottest New Games™️ and replaying the ones that bring me back to the gold ol' days.