So predictable
Posts by Panda Bernstein
And neither of them was the actual main villain of the movie!
The 80s were awesome.
Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson
If Putin ever falls, the things we’re going to find out……
And replacing with Tic Tacs
America was still innovating on ways to get messed up
SMOKING ON PLANES
(Kidding!)
I always think of that as 70s
Mets gotta trip over *something*
Might as well be something tasty
“Context” 😂
Reminder: The Trump regime cancelled nearly $500 million in federal contracts for mRNA vaccine development last year.
Parents of every international school teenager in Hong Kong: your children are in the upper stands on the west side of Kai Tak Stadium. All of them.
American women’s team just got booed at the Hong Kong Sevens
I’ve never heard that before
You misspelled “18-Year-Old Trying to File Her Taxes Wishes Republicans Hadn’t Gutted the American Educational System.”
Big week for blasphemy
Maybe you can make an appearance at EmotiCon ‘26 and beg for forgiveness, or at least anguished indifference
*they
The should move him to Shield of the Americas Wallet Inspector
I’m still waiting to buy “Threadnought; The Illustrated Guide”
Maybe, but it sure as heck isn’t the New York way to eat it
I still think about the time Trump took Sarah Palin for “New York Pizza” and he took her to Sbarro, then ate it with a knife and fork.
youtu.be/R4Aa6ncIk70?...
He reminds me of an atlas: out of date, unnecessary, always stopping to check where we’re going because we’re lost
When the White House released their ridiculous “weaponization of government” report, claiming the Biden administration discriminated against conservatives, the press lapped it up
Meanwhile today the Trump DOJ looked to vacate convictions against seditionists and Tulsi Gabbard did this
There is no one Trump won't throw under the bus
And yet they still line up for it
You can see the cracks forming
Keep up the pressure
Nothing says “looksmaxxing” like a room full of Substack writers