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Also important to emphasize as these glasses will largely be used as a workaround against laws banning racial profiling more than anything.

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“What are you in for?”

“Felony bralessness”

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More art from my Personal Project, "LE."
bsky.app/profile/docs...

1 month ago 40 8 1 0

One of said potential projects is my Personal Projects, "LE."
So if you want to help bring a game that may or may not have the tagline, "Welcome to the New Apocalypse" to life, please send @docseuss.bsky.social a DM

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She seems to have confused humans with brown bears

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I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

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lol

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Cat Distribution System strikes again

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It’s important to remember that these people, though dangerous, are also stupider than dirt

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housing is a human right. end billionaires.

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I love the general so much I can’t explain

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Four dachshunds sleep on dog beds

Four dachshunds sleep on dog beds

@amandamacgregor.bsky.social @cortanav.bsky.social answers to questions 1-4

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Ohhhhhhhhh. Holy shit. Thank you.

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At least once per minute.

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If we must

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From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

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WSP could make an obscene amount of money handing out tickets to the people illegally parked on the highway by the airport. I wish they fucking would.

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Having taken inventory of the empty spots, I can make an existed guess that there are more than enough spaces to accommodate the few dozen cars parked on the side of the highway.

I know we are at peak arrival time congestion, but there are still plenty of parking spaces.

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A close up of my dachshund named Libby. She is a smooth blonde mini dachshund with dark eyes. She is giving a little side-eye and an unsure expression.

A close up of my dachshund named Libby. She is a smooth blonde mini dachshund with dark eyes. She is giving a little side-eye and an unsure expression.

Consider the following:

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The cell phone waiting lot at Seatac has a ton of space.

Why do a few do so many cars need to be parked on the side of the highway with flashers on? They can’t even know for sure if the lot is full, as it’s before the off-ramp to the fucking lot.

I hate y’all on principle. It’s so unsafe.

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Linby, a light blonde smooth haired mini dachshund. Libby is showing off her tummy by laying on her back.

Linby, a light blonde smooth haired mini dachshund. Libby is showing off her tummy by laying on her back.

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Have you seen this tummy?

Now you have.

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The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

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What's absolutely fucking crazy to me is that this all came to pass in legislation MONTHS after Medibank and Optus had a huge data breach that included passports, medical info and birth certificates. It was willful ignorance by government at that point because they 100% knew what this would mean.

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Growing up in the online world: a national consultation We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as ga...

A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month.

Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it.

www.gov.uk/government/c...

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Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

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Exactly one year ago today:

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Anyways. Amnesty for Chamel Abdulkarim.

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And let’s be clear: I believe people deserve livable wages, no caveats.

It’s just that if you’re a capitalist, the threat of fires is often necessary to get on board.

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As a Kimberly Clark shareholder and family member of the actual Kimberly family, I don’t find it in my Shareholder Interest to stick $500m of flammable shit into an ill-equipped warehouse & entrust it to workers the company deliberately underpays.

It’s basic arithmetic for even callous bastards.

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