Sorry!

Close-up of a sleeping brown bunny resting its head sideways on a surface.

Art by Dave Dorman for Star Wars Crimson Empire (Dark Horse, 1998)

Didn't she ask for the 'Deep Tissue Special'?

There's a cat somewhere in this pic. The game is to find it.

#FindTheCat

For a moment I thought the dark shape on the side of the middle palm tree was the cat, and I got a little worried for them. 😄

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Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug. If you feel the urge to freak do the jitterbug. Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug.

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Vinarys, alt version 💙
For Sarah Hawke

#nsfwart

The FBI and other agencies are using polygraphs to find leakers. But do they work? Polygraph exams are commonly called "lie-detector tests" but experts say that's not true.

They've been in force for over a year now.

The gremlins probably got hungry, and left to try and find something to eat.

Have you tried swearing loudly and hurling the controller at the closest wall?

Sorry, but that's the extent of my technical knowledge about gaming consoles. 😅

I love pancakes made by crumbling waffles into the mix, and then smothering them in whipped cream and raspberry sauce. 😄

Kenya's Korir shatters Boston Marathon course record John Korir broke the Boston Marathon course record on Monday in a Kenyan sweep as compatriot Sharon Lokedi defended her title ​on a chilly day with a gusty tailwind.

Kenya's Korir shatters Boston Marathon course record reut.rs/4tWLo5I

At least he'll be fully refreshed for the duration of discovery. 😄

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and th...

I'm sure their new owners will give the case all the respectful reporting it deserves.

And defused the terror of hundreds of soldiers marching in perfect synchronization by making fun of their silly walks.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Kash will need to prove that no one spoke to The Atlantic, while they just need to produce the receipt on what had been said to them.

More likely he's hunting for a list of names of those who spoke up, so he can purge even more people from the Bureau. Just what they need right now.

Hopefully they'll be releasing the Infowars Files soon, letting everyone know just how many gay sex parties are actually being held behind the scenes at all the right wing conventions. 😄

Finger placement studies, learning from the Taco anatomy books #anatomy #animation

A set of expression sketches of my OC Sofia

More expression sketchies~ ✏️

BLOW! - A Short Film - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark If you can’t get justice, sometimes you have to settle for vengeance... and this blow-up sex doll is ready to deliver. BLOW! is a blood & guts, feminist & camp short film showcasing underrepresented v...

My friends and co-Nebula...ers @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and @megathem.bsky.social are crowdfunding a gorey horror blow up doll short film! They've been working on this forever, so let's help make it happen!

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Now they just have to dial back on the unbelievability of their stories to bring Infowars in line with the rest of The Onion's reporting ethics.

envy...

Express Comm of Thessalia, for Dimeros 💖

The guy's using a smartphone to take a picture of himself wearing a set of goofy "smart"-glasses.

The one feature they should have can be better fulfilled with a piece of technology that already exists.

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and th...

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