Hearing on the scanner that there are people trapped and lines down in Kirby

Someone told him to stay out of politics and he responds: “What you gonna “get back” to? Tweeting to 38 followers? De-jumble this: ksuc ym slalb”

Joe Santagato of “The Basement Yard”

I finally started watching Broad City (I know) and saw Abbi’s birthday episode yesterday and lemme tell you - I cannot stop laughing to myself about Abbi carrying Ilana out of the restaurant to Ave Maria. Like I woke up in the middle of the night, remembered it, and laughed.

Look, I’m not into smart home tech, but finding out my bathroom fan - which is the only smart tech I have - has a timer has been life-changing, not because I’m lazy but because I’m forgetful.

Hot take:

I’m watching a movie on cable and the commercial breaks are actually really convenient.

Is “emerald green” redundant??

One thing I will never understand is pottery glaze. You paint it on and it’s light blue but then you fire it and it’s emerald green??????

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Zombieboy by Lady Gaga

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

Ow

Ow theonion.com/ow/

Other than 1 other time in my life, I’m not sure I’ve ever needed a vacation more than I do right now.

And now I’m sick on top of everything else 🙃🙃🙃

Everything is just so! bad! right now

I’ve loved Green Day for a long, long time and I think it’s very cool how energetic their shows are considering they’re in their 50s #Coachella

NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045 WASHINGTON—In what is being described as the most ambitious mission ever undertaken in the space agency’s history, NASA officials announced at a press conference Tuesday their bold new plan to still e...

NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045

Watching @mitchellllll.bsky.social play TLOU2 has included a bunch of “you know this place fuckin STINKS” conversations

Hush Falls Over Crowd After Bagel Tears ACL In Jumbotron Race Season — And Career — May Be Over For Animated Dunkin’ Menu Item

Hush Falls Over Crowd After Bagel Tears ACL In Jumbotron Race
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have you ever tried this one

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

Pros & cons from the cold I’m currently fighting:

Pros - Improved sleep schedule. Water consumption drastically up

Cons - Face & chest are legit sore from coughing, sneezing, & blowing my nose. Haven’t had a sweet treat in days 💔

Slipping into a Benadryl-fueled sleep, hoping this is gone ASAP ✌🏻

Omg green! With a thought spiral!

film still #63

Britt and Dan when we all went outside to see the total eclipse in April of 2024. Then we went back inside to work.

#severance

Already sitting outside today 💖💖

No matter how this game ends, I’m so proud of @indianawbb.bsky.social !!! They’re really keeping up with a formidable USC