⠀⠀⠀call me a cave pip if i'm a cave anything, lightner!

⠀⠀⠀that guy gets it when it comes to bjs.

⠀⠀⠀if you add me to your island, i will cry! hehe...

⠀⠀⠀hehee yeah! new!

⠀⠀⠀sounds waaaaaay better than how tenna is, honestly. i'd take a pip over a 9-5 any day! hehehee!

⠀⠀⠀i thiiiiiink... i made a good choice! okay, cozy time!

⠀⠀⠀...

⠀⠀⠀﹙ .. all of her words hit him with the same believability as the peanuts parents' dialogue.
⠀⠀⠀it stared with a slow blink of its non-closed eye. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀huh?

⠀⠀⠀i don't think you do, but okay! c'mere, you weird little friend.

⠀⠀⠀nap time!! come on, let's go before you act too desperate. we'll get you some hot cocoa and a blanket.

⠀⠀⠀﹙ on came a slew of emotions: confusion, concern, amusement, and then a genuine sort of embarrassment as the pippins easily rubbed his neck in the same manner he would with tenna. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀how... long?

⠀⠀⠀yaaaay!! good job!

⠀⠀⠀gummy for yippins!

⠀⠀⠀﹙ out tossed a gummy! melatonin gummy! ﹚

⠀⠀⠀does yippins want a candy treat??

⠀⠀⠀big difference in acknowledging someone's hot and being like thaaaat...

⠀⠀⠀﹙ what started as a squint ended with him rubbing his eyes, then snickering quietly. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀i was sick in storage for a while!
⠀⠀⠀since when did you get big 'n hot?

⠀⠀⠀yeah-? i guess!
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀... who 𝘢𝘳𝘦 you?

⠀⠀⠀﹙ one long pause from her unread sarcasm, blinking slowly. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀⋯ sure. why are you so big?

⠀⠀⠀a'little.

⠀⠀⠀you're a riot at parties, huh?

⠀⠀⠀you're a present?

⠀⠀⠀.. who's that? there's another green pippins?

Aren't you excited?
Aren't you happy?
You're going to be free.

⠀⠀⠀eeeew okay yeah, staying in my apartment.

⠀⠀⠀i think i'm sick... uhmm.. be nice, okay?

niel.

Thankies to you... ;; ;u;

niel.

Looking at you all with big wet eyes

I'm so sorry, I don't have Deltarune muse rn,

niel.

I'm sorrryyy
It's hard to feel not self-conscious lately with non-popular deltarune characters lately

There's no hooks, no emotional grab to those out of verse
No brain mold-isms in the common critter characters hehe

⠀⠀▹⠀that's my new favorite human! haha!!
⠀⠀▹⠀come pick me up where we met before, ok?? i can't get there on my own.

⠀⠀▹⠀you're sooooo silly.

⠀⠀▹⠀i still don't know if you mean for that nickname to be flirty or not, hah!!

⠀⠀▹⠀eh, whatever. neither of us has time for that in this business, hehehehh

⠀⠀▹⠀let's go get 'em!!

⠀⠀▹⠀oh, you villain.

⠀⠀▹⠀let's take 'em by storm, big guy!

⠀⠀⠀﹙ GAG. HACK. HEEEUGH. EEUACK.

⠀⠀⠀ptoo! another attack die on the floor. gross. pippins'll just leave that there. ﹚