Ok but what if the ocean aliens are causing global warming to raise sea levels as a hostile takeover? Nothing surprises me these days.

The Gingerbread Girl.

Correct.

There is no Rahul only Zuuhul.

These are the REAL facts the government doesn’t want you to know.

It IS my favorite. But, to be fair, I like really good stuff that blows my socks off.

You know it’s true!! 😂

Soft boiled eggs >>>poached eggs

Went to my very first Paris fashion show (for the beautiful and chic brand Patou) and from now on I speak in a French accent.

It’s true!

Hiiiiiiiiii hi hi

Many reasons. From “her weird face” to “bees”

But seriously how do I search my own name to see who is being mean to me today?

Hopefully also true in the real world.

They will have a QUEEEEEEEN

Tra la la

And a punch list

If we can’t dance, what’s the point of the revolution?

What could possibly go wrong?

YAASSSSS - welcome!

Here's a quick way to find your Twitter folks: skeet.labnotes.org?index

It’s so good! That’s how I found you! ❤️🥐

Dragged kicking and screaming into the socialsphere - just how I like it.

Hi. I love you.

Honestly I’m very excited.

Thrilled to be here for the brief shining moment before the Nazis arrive.