Classic 😂

I bet he’s great at puzzles! Or at least maybe knocking the pieces on the ground

Oh but when drew barrymore does it, it’s cute???

I don’t have high hopes for 2026 but if I never had to hear the word “baddie” again, I would be happy

This is the face he makes when you play the bongos on him

This should be the title of that beautiful poem RFK wrote her

Relatable

Oh my god she does!!!

If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out

Oh my god Alex this is exactly how I feel right now! Is it possible that her purse also just fell into the bathroom sink and the auto tap started running all over it?

Airport bar is playing all the bangers: Eagles, War, Steve Miller Band, Chuck Mangione

How about Fritos?

Record album of disgusting prank calls after hitting the Indian buffet

When the bar bathroom smell like Juicy Fruit gum 😍😍😍

My mom calls him Mr. Photogenic! Would apply to your little guy as well

Get a look at my boy:

She’s right! What a cutie!

getting Cask of Amontillado'd by someone who has lured me to their basement with a promise of original formula Four Loko

Getting way weirder adds on Instagram since I started talking about wiggers a lot recently

We should all eat the radiation prawns and become X-Men

One of life’s greatest pleasures

See that’s what I picture a chiropractor doing!

My parents’ friends took their dog to a chiropractor and he fixed the dog’s back problem that way

Doing a Richard Kind impression to tell my cat that if he was anymore brat he’d be hanging out with Charlie XCX

lol that’s basically it, and then one thing at the end about how his eyes change colour

Reading a listicle “lord of the rings: the 20 weirdest things about Legolas’s body”

You have enough records to torture establishment dems in perpetuity and I love this idea

A+ bangs