There’s nothing plain about any of *gestures* that.

_o_ hugs

Lovely to see you, as always.

Ooh that’s super pretty (and so is the thong).

Get well soon, my dude.

Oh I’m not complaining! :-)

Good morning, deviants!
I trust you had a good weekend?

I’m rather glad of the sit down in the office chair today after 8 miles of walking around London yesterday!

You’ve done good. ;-)

To be fair you look rather distracted ;-D

Can I just finish this thing first?

Celebration mutual masturbation session?

I shall trade for snuggles.

It’s FRIDAY! Who wants to get some exercise in to help energise us for the weekend?

Huzzah!

Guys, have they fixed this yet?

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BlueSky is down more than my wife’s sex drive today.
HEY-YOOOOOO!

Step into my office…

No shaky-cam, got it?

If we must, @commandofridays.bsky.social - but who will we get to film?

I do love the butts.

Also… boobs!!

Yeah, I don’t know how I feel about it. It feels exploitative, but then nobody is forcing anyone to work there or go there, right?

It feels like such a (potentially rather outdated) 90s thing.

I’m all for sexual freedom and positivity but I’m not sure Hooters is that.

I KNEW it!!

You’re all perverts (and I love you for that).

Be honest, how many of you (us) thought, “Aww shit, I’ve been banned for posting my naughty bits!”

No?
Just me?
Ah.

I’know, it’s not like we’re addicted or anything. Ahem.

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Are… are we back?

Butts that TIGgle

You scare me, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

This is not only good information, it’s a worm on a hook. BITE IT.

It was so damn fun.

Boooo to the removal of Chat Roulette! BOOOO!