A tuxedo cat absolutely zonked out on a heating pad, her top half resting against an orange throw pillow

Zivaline is late to the party because she was too busy sleeping

So hey that's eugenics

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Humidifier in close proximity?

Something I call the Bean Index. It’s a measure of how fast you can cook a pound of dried beans. The less time, the higher the stores stock turn over.

Robot Lucy Liu on a lunch date with Fry

“People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE.”

HE MAY HAVE OCEAN MADNESS BUT THAT’S NO EXCUSE FOR OCEAN RUDENESS.

"I wanna be a witch!"

I am a 35 year old adult who pays taxes and also plays Hello Kitty Island Adventure every day. It is very soothing and I must breed all the flowers.

When we have an explosion in neurological disorders in the next decade or so I will take absolutely no pleasure in and "I told you so".

i just want people to protect each other.

Good luck in your quest to guide this person towards an ethical new bestie!

I figured as much! My best ethical suggestion is to look into Bichon rescues and take the time for the right dog to come up.

*cuddles extra hard on my weird junkyard cat and my giant construction site cat*

I would say that volunteering in animal rescue has radicalized me, but it's not actually radical to oppose breeding animals for funsies while literally hundreds of thousands of them die because they're the wrong dog shape.

LOS ANGELES: Please help these kitties Kit & Caboodle. Their owner passed away last week, and I've taken it upon myself to find them a loving forever home. They are GOOD BABIES. Can anyone *LA area only* adopt them? I just don't want them to end up in a kill shelter. Share, RT, ask around... thanks!

This isn't helpful but I think the real answer is that those don't exist outside of breeding for something extremely specialized like good land mine sniffers.

AI learns language from skewed sources. That could change how we humans speak – and think | Bruce Schneier Large language models aren’t trained on real-life conversations. As we encounter their language, it could affect our own

Oh:

A 2022 study found that children in households that used voice commands with tools like Siri and Alexa became curt when speaking with humans, often calling out “Hey, do X” and expecting obedience, especially from anyone whose voice resembled the default-female electronic voices.

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it just lifts my heart to feel heard. thanks, ICE lawyer. 💜

sorry for bad new’s

Hans Zimmer is a transphobe. A tweet reads "I worked for him. I did good work that he praised, but after transitioned he quickly had me fired. He had cue notes named "tr*nnv fight"' etc etc... It's a pattern of abuse that will inevitably come out over time, and I'm glad that the industry is changing slowly."

I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.

Come on, I need something to work with here

Again there's simply no comparison between the scope, scale, & tone of the JOE BIDEN EPICALLY AND INCOMPETENTLY FAILED IN AFGHANISTAN coverage of August/September 2021 & the "just the facts, very measured" reporting of what's going on with Iran & Trump now.

I have a big essay I need to start and the first draft is due Thursday morning. Please someone find a way to convince me to start instead of sitting frozen on the couch with a sleeping cat pinning me down.

😂💀

Watching Couchella and I would like to lodge a complaint about the sound guys who are butchering Interpol right now

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

And making Gen X run the gamut from Challenger-related anxiety to Goose from Top Gun-related anxiety