See, that’s probably the best(worst) part is you can see how someone could come to that conclusion *intentionally*, you can See The Universe Where Someone Does It Seriously

Yuri is also the incorrect term for it, hence why the sentence is very intentionally The Worst :3

Congrats on doing something genuinely rad with a base I have historically STRUGGLED with!!

Yes, because you have TASTE

Snow Miser x Heat Miser yuri

You ever just like… unlock a sentence you know is gonna make a bunch of people mad for a bunch of different reasons?

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she would not fucking say that

Berries that make you even more wolf... powerful...

The next time you see me, I'm a 40', faintly whining violet orb sloshing next to a half-eaten blueberry

The Forb (fox orb) is a myth they made up to scare mischievous vulpines. I, however, am built different, and my snout is not at all staining a deeper hue of violet as we speak

I can eat as many Suspiciously Ripe Blueberries as I want and Nothing will happen

GOOD, you deserve it!!!

it's SO GOOD absolutely ADORE your shape in the last pic!!🧡

if you eat something that was once tickled you become slightly more tickled yourself

No. Go ahead. Imagine me with big boobs. Imagine me with an hourglass figure.

Ya can't. I'm simply too Critter.

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Wren keeps wanting to call me “shortstack” as a nickname but keeps hitting the logic wall because while I am short, I am decidedly Not Stacked

…I think I’m the only one of us that *isn’t,* which is WEIRD

hehehe, it’s very amusing! and believe me, those are such small prices to pay for some of the most emotional and mentally healing things I’ve done in decades!!

Well, that and because the medication tastes like battery acid down the back of my throat and makes me really tired X3

Being an adult means lollipops and midday naps as part of your Very Important Clinical Behavioral Therapy

Maturity means being able to face the world and people with levelheadedness, not just on a constant war footing. It’s understanding that the *ability* to be aggressive doesn’t mean constant aggression towards others over every slight.

Being Mean doesn’t make you smarter, it makes you a dick.

“No see it’s that one is assertive and the other isn’t-“

Yeah, “assertiveness” doesn’t mean “being a jerk,” you can be assertive and still reasonable and kind- in fact, that’s kinda What You Should Be. Stepping up and being the extrovert is good, but like. Dawg, there are healthy ways to do that.

My Controversial Opinion is that the “she asked for no pickles” sorta ship dynamic actually sucks because, as a former service industry worker, “Will Be Mean To Minimum Wage Workers Over What Is Definitely A Minor Mistake” strikes me as a ghoulish personality trait that makes you a huge dickhead

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Thank you thank you!

we will never truly understand Why She Is Like That, but it’s Good I think

happy weed day, I don’t really do THC but as someone literally writing this on a clinically-administered dissociative, Better Living Through Chemistry is legitimately therapeutic if that’s what you need!!

imagining the high is just like. floating on a cloud surrounded by lil’ cherub Krises playing instruments or somethin’

oooooh, okay, this is good for him, I see!!