a thing they don’t tell you is that the x files is actually the single greatest piece of television ever created

It’s just me and my powdered* wig** against the world

*dyed
**bush

i bet it’s pale, i bet it’s sickly

do you really want to be a brave knight slaying dragons and protecting the realm or do you just want a noble regent to tell you what to do so you don’t have to make decisions?

a side by side image of frodo baggins looking disgusted and exhausted with text at the top reading “girls when” and text at the bottom reading “girls when it is happening again”

it’s hobbit day

“your nonstick pans are leeching microplastics into you” yea i know, life is an exercise in allowing the soft clay of the self to be reshaped by the touch of another

power of the sun in the palm of my hand

A fake screenshot of tweets reading: @blueboyscout - I’ve never met a female in my life besides my ma kent @luthormaxxing - What how @blueboyscout - I live in a little fortress of solitude @dailyplanet_lane - Cute @supes-bff - aww

Back again with something stupid for everyone in time for Superman this weekend

It’s just me and my powdered* wig** against the world

*dyed
**bush

My emperor told me resurrection beasts keep eating his lyctors so I asked how many lyctors he has and he said he just goes to canaan house and gets a new teenage lyctor afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding teenagers to resurrection beasts and then he started crying.

Ok but imagine stealing from a store called banana republic

A billboard featuring a portrait of a woman in her 60’s with the text “Julia Reagan loved beyond words missed beyond measure 1942-2024”

When you're in the party b-b-bumpin' that beat
666 with a princess streak
I'm everywhere, I'm so Julia

I avoid microplastics in my diet by never taking the bite of my meal that’s all plastic shavings, instead setting it aside to make ethical upcycled earrings that I sell for $75 at a makers mart one hour a month inside an old flour mill downtown

Julia will always live on in our hearts and apparently our skin 😭 I’m gonna see if I can get under the umbrella to stock Julia Reagan totes or smth

Utah gays are gonna start calling ourselves ‘friends of Julia Reagan’ since the billboards will only be up in June starting next year 🥲

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while:
t.co/lg46ijHLDF

love being femme there’s just something so special about saying “serving butch diva realness” after doing something as simple as changing a lightbulb

A drawing of famous cryptid and bridge guardian, mothman

Of course you’re 7 ft tall with glowing red eyes and pronouns

being a girl is all about being sleepy

An Attack on one of us is an attack on all of us.

Should we even be funding this kind of research

majora’s masc or whatever…twilight pillow princess idk anymore

two signs next to each other. the one on the left is for a company called “MMA Xcite” offering self defense training, the one on the rights says “damaged drywall?” advertising for a drywall repair company named all four walls

“correlation does not equal causation,” i repeat to myself

one must imagine sisyphus mormon

thanks nat 🫶

anna kendrick lamar

modding ghost of tsushima so every time one of the samurai says mongol it gets replaced with woke

noticing a correlation between the trans genocide and feeling gwumpy

hell yes, glad to be here