AND I DID

Saw Speed Racer in IMAX (it fucking RULED) and Emile Hirsch came out in costume and presented the movie

and then after it was done, the lights came up and HE WAS SITTING BEHIND CHELSEA AND I THE WHOLE TIME HE SAW US CRY AND CHEER

SEAN AND I SAT IN FRONT OF EMILE HIRSCH DURING THE SCREENING AND HE PROBABLY SAW ME CLAPPING AND CRYING DURING THE MOVIE.

Eat!

My husband finally followed me on blusky.

Wow, after all this time.

Sheesh.

You’re telling me I have to write and perform more to get better in my creative field.

damn.

coyote! watch for a surprise

And they’ve brought the noize

waaaat boys noize 😮

Put on a Coachella stream.
Close the chat because of racism.
Friday night bay beeeeeeeee.

Cody Rhodes

Tiger millionaire

They’re the same picture.

Leisure evil

UMBERT ACTUALLY! EPISODE 2!!!

What ever happened to Club Penguin?!

#UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation

At least Glitch made up for not having enough screenings.

Warner Bros told me to go fuck myself.

The trials and tribulations of me buying tickets to watch speed racer in theaters

Anyways I was able to get tickets.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

drawing of a burning warehouse “all you had to do was pay us enough to live”

people will tell you it’s complicated but it’s really not

☹️

I just want a new bass guitar.

Love low poly pigeon

a cartoon character with blue hair is laying down ALT: a cartoon character with blue hair is laying down

Me thinking about the theme park trips I have lined up.

Who released my headshot

Oh they got my good side

Bought this bike for work, ended up not being able to bike for various reasons (including breaking my arm) and now my new work is too far to bike!

Nothing wrong with the bike, I used it maybe 5 times, just don't need it now!

fuckass bird literally doing this

Haven’t found my audience

A comedian was talking about gooning and in my riff I said “I thought a goon was someone who worked for the Joker.”

No one laughed.

You’re not wrong

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You’re welcome 🐺