And of course, you can always prescribe a full dose of Band of Brothers.

The wait is slowing down time.

I feel seen.

And then if you want a modern touch, go punk with SAS Rogue Heroes.

The Great Escape. Dirty Dozen. The Bridge on the River Kwai. Get to it.

LAUNCH THE PODCAST

I'm so mad that this is the most popular story on the CBC right now.

In the latest commercial I got to work on, the insight was simple.

Children are sociopaths.

“josh, anything to add?”

[performs entirety of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush]

“uh i think you’re on mute”

“oh whoops how about now”

“we hear you now”

[performs entirety of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush]

Too many Borts.

Sold out.

"What kind of Irish is your grandad?"

Right??

SLAM THAT BUY BUTTON

I saw one of the first screenings of Fury Road. George Miller was there to introduce it and said it felt like when his parents would stick his pictures on the fridge. He finished with “I hope you enjoy my drawrings.”

Fuck. I'm so sorry.

You are now fluent in SEO

The thing I like about the phrase "ass for days" is the implied time commitment. Bring water and snacks. Make sure someone feeds your dog.

Containmentia

I’ve been looking for a cause…

*sigh* might as well set up ocean’s 11 next

I’m watching The Bourne Identity on the first day of the year because I might as well get it out of the way for another year.

ME: want to step outside our front door to see the massive fireworks display that is taking place literally across the street?

WIFE: how cold is it?

[checks weather]

ME: we can look at fireworks online

gonna do dry january this year (just the wriest, most sophisticated jokes, until I drive all my loved ones away)

Avery.

Damn fine action movie.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Loved it. But you do NOT need to stay for the post-credits bonus film. Not worth it.