The Informant! An underrated Soderbergh movie.

32 Short Films about Glenn Gould

Yes to The Elephant Man

Ohhh yes.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Certainly in the top three goodest girls of all time.

If any student is up for it, they should read Dreiser’s “An American Tragedy.” Clyde Griffiths uses the interurban trains to escape from Lycurgus.

We just switched from Duo to Okta, and I do slightly miss that little bump of serotonin.

Black dog with a white nose

This sweet girl is 1 today. Wendy hopes that your day holds whatever might be your version of a flock of wild turkeys.

19th-century advertising is nothing if not surprising.

Look, you can’t say you haven’t been warned.

"Blue cheese doesn't really go to church much anymore" is really more of an Iowa Writers' Workshop short-story title.

Well, Blake and Britney fit "Songs of Innocence/Experience," but not sure how Genovese would work.

Are you sure that the jet bridge wasn't a time tunnel and that you've gone to a year when USAir was still in business?

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Watching Bryson miss the cut at the Masters and chanting USA USA USA USA USA

AI slop.

Ms. Schultz inquired at the city council hearing whether it would be possible for the citizens of Elk River to design a flag that is even more racist than the old one, because she'd be more comfortable with that.

“The new flag has nothing to do with Minnesota and does not represent any of our values. I’m actually appalled at this flag,” said resident Linda Schultz. “It is time to stand up and get back what is rightfully ours.”

I wish we had them in our yard! They love to eat ticks.

This is me, not emailing you! #partofthesolution

What did your backyard ever do to you?

Morning people and their damn morning people advice.

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager.

She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

The best spin you can put on it is that the banner is going to look fantastic.

Kind of tells you all you need to know.

We live in Ann Arbor, and this game should be a core sports memory for my kid (if U-M wins), but he's not staying up until midnight on a Monday.

There's your 30.

You should really need to be awake for at least 75% of the time you're in a given place in order for it to count.