We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

the penne opticon

Thank you!!

THE END

VICTORY IS MINE

all of them milking
with green fleshy flowers
while powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
smelling of semen all under the garden
was all you were needing
when you still believed in me

You and me both!!

Aw thanks!!

I'm so pleased to have this excerpt up on @reactorsff.bsky.social! Check it out if you've been curious about my (*inhales*) 98-page space opera/art heist about the nature of art and love and whether androids make good boyfriends!

(no)

(who cares, I've dated worse)

Bro is MAGA af. Def no continental affectations for him!

I'm scared of watching Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes acting, but will absolutely be tuning in!

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Thank you!

Thanks! I hope so!

Fun fact, this picture of me looking damp and cold, but also sweaty and happy, was taken in front of the Loch of Stenness, near the standing stones that are at the center of this novella!

Thank you!

Deal announcement: Ferry-Loupers by Molly Tanzer (me!), "a speculative reimagining of the real-life historical destruction of the ancient Odin Stone on 19th-century Orkney, Scotland, in which an outsider detective must find a way to deliver justice to a communist on the brink of violence, while learning the true purpose of the nearby Standing Stones of Stenness and discovering some residents may be more than they seem.

New historical fantasy/horror novella by me, out next year from @ruadanbooks.bsky.social!

I've been writing again, for better or for worse! Thrilled to announce this today.

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“we’re not allowed to dislike something?” no you’re completely welcome to dislike things but that doesn’t mean you get to change the thing you dislike into a thing you like

Episode 699-With Molly Tanzer - The Functional Nerds The latest podcast from the Functional Nerds. New episodes every Tuesday!

I was on @thefunctionalnerds.bsky.social podcast! Tracy and Patrick are amazing hosts, and I got asked some really interesting questions about And Side by Side They Wander, and writing science fiction in general!

functionalnerds.com/2026/04/epis...

"...mixing the narrative instincts of Pixar with the gleeful perversities of Verhoeven into a very personal vision that still retains a cast-iron lock on always putting on a great fukkin show."

-- @lostcatpodcast.bsky.social

The hype machine in full effect..... SOON

President Trump accepting McDonalds Doordash claiming his insane AI image of him healing the sick, like Jesus, was supposed to be him "as a doctor"

I hate it here (earth)

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

I like writing S&S because I never have to dial back my figurative language or worry if there are too many fifty-cent words in the ms. Imma give you allergies the way I get FLOWERY up in here 🌸🪷🪻🌺🌷

As Vance was detailing the impasse in negotiations, President Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio were watching a video montage of UFC fighting at a sports arena in Miami.

I hate it here (earth)

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

fanart of the x-men character Jubilee, on pink roller blades, wearing denim shorts, pink crop top underneath a transparent yellow shirt, her usual pink glasses on her forehead, X-shaped earrings

jubilee (2025)

Still from Spock’s Brain with a sexy purple girl touching Spock’s head

“Brain and Brain, What is Brain?!” A Critical Reevaluation of Star Trek’s “Spock’s Brain” in the Age of ChatGPT

In this essay, I will…