5 year old brains pick up languages crazy fast. Little fucker is set for life if you leave him alone to play with his friends.

I feel like the Pokémon manga kinda jumps the shark around the end of the Ruby and Sapphire arcs.

“Oh, he was just keeping a legendary up his ass the whole time!”

Fuck off.

I’m just saying Doom not being a FF villain is like if Spider-Man got Magneto.

Fantastic Four movie adaptations are cursed. Nobody knows why. God just hates them.

I feel like they missed the key lesson of Thanos. If you get a compelling actor for the baddie and then play up your heroes’ daddy issues, you can just have your villain be a big purple fucker from space who kills people.

I was thinking a strategy game type thing but stealth and RPG are also good ideas.

Reverse X-COM should be a thing. That’s sort of what the cult in Terra Invicta is but I want to be the aliens subverting society and trying to make the most of a hand full of little green supermen against an endless horde of monkeys.

you won't like him when he's angry. or, indeed, if you check polling, when he's not angry.

“Look, we picked the best man for the job given the current American government.”

Precedent is to law what pacts are to political science and atoms are to physics. If you assume they don’t exist, what are you supposed to do, exactly?

Genuinely, how are you supposed to teach law when decisions can be handed down without the legal reasoning behind it? You can teach about legal interpretations you disagree with but it’s hard to stretch nothing but “nah” into a whole class.

Something is inherently funny about the fact Pikachu fucks.

very rude of the Canadian army not to thank us after they exceeded recruitment goals when our president worked so hard to help.

A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to ‘Restore Pluto to a Planet,’ and NASA’s chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No way. Fuck off."

God’s Strongest Bidoof kills my Typhlosion

The guy with God’s Strongest Bidoof may be my favorite minor character in any video game.

THE POKEMON WORLD. MAY, 1945:

SOVIET CONSCRIPT 1: Holy shit. It’s Hitler’s dog!

SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: How can you tell?

HITLER’S DOG: Hitlersdog. Hit-Hit. Hitlersdog.

SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: Oh. Right.

This is why Geoff Johns’ proposal that Green Lantern is a color and a feeling that fights other colors and feelings has been the most successful take on the character to date

Man, idk. Clearly what we were trying before didn’t work but I’m kinda skeptical about “Dems suck” Dem messaging in both its leftist and centrist forms for the same reason “Drink Pepsi, it tastes like piss but maybe one day it won’t if you buy enough of it?” would not be a convincing Pepsi ad.

Total misread of the current crop of hardliners in Tehran as well; many of them are deeply religious and have a strongly apocalyptic theology.

At the risk of getting pearl clutchy, I just get bad vibes from the screenshotted post. Comments about sidelocks and torahs are the path to the dark side.

Seeing how I’m presently ruled by the caudillo king of the cousin humpers, I feel like my right to pass judgement on other states is limited at best.

Much like how the USA makes more sense when you remember it is in the Americas and not Europe, Israel makes more sense when you remember it’s in the Middle East.

One time one of my uncles was like "I'm going to teach you to fight", so he had me assume a stance and told me to come at him and my first move was a kick straight to the groin and that kinda ended the lesson.

Green does breaking and entering, assault, hacking, and threatens murder

She’s such a scumbag even when she tries to do the right thing. I love her.

Cruise liner.

Slowpoke’s trainer orders it to sink a cruise liner and kill everyone in it. Slowpoke complies.

a quick google search turned up this panel from it

Bruno’s Hitmonlee kicks Red in the balls

ah yes, the famous “just kick the other trainer in the balls” strategy. super effective.

His accent is atrocious.