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Why won’t Amazon explain why it reportedly paid three times as much as the next highest bidder for the Melania documentary?

This looks like bribery in plain sight. Amazon must give the American people answers.

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ELIZABETH WARREN: Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?

KEVIN WARSH: Uhm, we try to keep politics if I'm confirmed out of the Federal Reserve

WARREN: I'm just asking a factual question

WARSH: I believe this body certified the election

WARREN: That's not the question I'm asking

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(Iggy Pop returning a bunch of shirts after Christmas)

Sales clerk: "Do you want to exchange these for another size?"

Iggy: "no"

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This…

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ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

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Missouri's murder rate is 73% HIGHER than California’s.

No amount of right-wing spinning can change reality: our state is investing in prevention, enforcement, and is holding criminals accountable.

The U.S. Senator from Missouri should fix his own failed policies before lecturing us.

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It’s so impressive how quickly Jesse can produce new fully thought out outstanding lyrics.

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The Plot To Steal 2026: The Jan 6 Insurrectionists Are Back - And Trying It Again How the blueprint drafted at a South Carolina plantation in November 2020 became a White House executive order in 2026 designed to rig the vote in the upcoming election.

open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...

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Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.

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Lies from a "religious leader" to protect a corrupt president.

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Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

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Temporary Squeaker Mike is so dumb it hurts.

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PRAISE TRUMP, THE STRAIT OF VERMOUTH IS OPEN! (It was also open before all of this insanity)

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Even his cultists on Truth Social aren’t thrilled with this one from the demented megalomaniac.

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People are talking about the insectoid angel in the middle, right? With what looks like, in lieu of a face, flaps opening like flesh-petals, possibly fang-combed?

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Trump unleashes a deranged tirade, personally attacking Tucker Carlson, Marge Greene, Candace Owens, Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones and other longtime supporters.

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The Epstein cover-up must end.

Start by investigating Trump.

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He's eating the authors. He's eating the broadcasters.

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Melania Trump is claiming she had no relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.

LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it “Love, Melania.”

RIGHT: Photo of Epstein & Maxwell in NY Magazine in Oct 2002.

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When you're so crazy, you've completely lost the conspiracy theorists

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didn’t see quite the same level of outrage about these pardons

didn’t see quite the same level of outrage about these pardons

didn’t see quite the same level of outrage about these pardons

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The dying pedophile in charge of the U.S. government is threatening to destroy a civilization in an unconstitutional war of aggression launched for absolutely no reason.

If Republicans in Congress cared about America, or the constitution, or anything, they’d stop this. They believe in nothing.

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Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

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Trump: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this I can got to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take long. I'm good at language. I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

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The Iranian embassy in Iran quote tweets Trump's insane 'Fuckin Strait tweet with the comment: 

"This low level of civility and intelligence shown by a leader of a country is regrettable; the shameful fervor with which intentions to commit war crimes are repeated is staggering; and the fact that the Divine is invoked regardless of ill intentions clearly exposes deep fanaticism. Apologies for sharing this language." 

Trump's tweet reads: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

The Iranian embassy in Iran quote tweets Trump's insane 'Fuckin Strait tweet with the comment: "This low level of civility and intelligence shown by a leader of a country is regrettable; the shameful fervor with which intentions to commit war crimes are repeated is staggering; and the fact that the Divine is invoked regardless of ill intentions clearly exposes deep fanaticism. Apologies for sharing this language." Trump's tweet reads: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

my entire timeline on x is now just iranian embassies demonstrating a facility with the english language that puts everything i've ever read from the trump administration to shame

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Q: You message has moved from 'the war is coming to an end' to 'we're gonna be bombing Iran to the stone ages.' So which is it?

TRUMP: Can't tell you. I don't know

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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress beforehand, or our allies, or coherently explain to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.

Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.

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Seriously, here's a pretty good summary from Claude of the applicable legal principles:

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Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate.

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Polymarket: 99-1 odds against the president praising Allah on Easter.

Trump:

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