Where are the Flyers without this moment?

There has to be suspensions. Total cowardice by the Pens.

The Flyers have won the game where the Penguins got the benefit of every single call, with the commissioner in attendance, and now Pittsburgh has resorted to blatant cheap shots. Gutless display.

Alright, they’re scoring on this power play because someone dared to hit the anointed one. Gotta stop the momentum afterwards.

Someone should trade for Tippett, and I’m gonna be irrationally pissed at it. Even if it gets the mythical 1C they need.

PORTER MARTONE MIGHT BE GOD I DO NOT KNOW

Flyers penalty: Two minutes because a fan in the stands called me an asshole.

Extremely funny that everyone went into this game knowing that it was going to be called in favor of Pittsburgh, and everyone was right before the first period ended.

Think there’s been one time this decade where the calls were one-sided for Philly. Eagles-Dolphins in 2023. It was fantastic! I get why fans of other teams love it!

Penguins fans still calling for penalties, I respect it. If they’re gonna give you every opportunity, try to take it!

When I watch playoff hockey, I’m here for the REF SHOW

Gary Bettman at the Pens-Flyers game tonight does give off the vibe of a disgruntled dad, there to make sure his kids stop getting bullied.

https://www.theonion.info/

Next they’ll be doing Eagles chants

You can’t chant “Flyers Suck”. It’ll make the Flyers feel at home.

Watching all the goals from the 2012 Flyers-Pens series, the last true hockey series ever played.

Shoutout to the school bus driver that passes by my house. Drives the #67 bus. I’m sure that’s been fun.

Not wanting it to define you or your career……..

But not your marriage.

Interesting.

I don’t know, I would have advised her to say something about her husband. Anything, really.

Flyers bursting through the playoff door like your friend at 1am with the cocaine. I guess we’re doing this.

Ben Dexheimer scored for Wisconsin and it resulted in the Flyers making the playoffs. The Mike Muscala Award is yours, Ben.

Another thing to blame on him

We are so fucking back, Steph.

Michkov has dipped into the Mike Richards bag of being the alpha male of tonight’s game, and has turned this whole building upside down.

Nic Deslauriers, 3rd line winger.

Flyers I swear to God

Yeah that was bad

Had to look it up because I know people demand accuracy from my nonsense.

Rod Brind’Amour looking for his 367th career Flyers assist tonight if he’s resting half the lineup.

That’s all on Garcia for not letting Marsh take the free base Arizona was letting him get. Take the 2-0 pitch. Take the 3-1 pitch.

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