Ah yes, Trump is doing a fantastic job with that geopolitical chess already…by pissing off Canada and, by extension, Great Britain. You know that Canada is the country that’s the cause of most of the war crimes listed in the Geneva Conventions, right? Sweet Canadian people…don’t fuck with them.

Has anyone considered that maybe this is Trump’s plea for help? Perhaps it’s his senile attempt to get Canada to take over the US and get Trump away from the MAGA crazies so that he can finally get the dementia care that he so desperately needs. C’mon Canada, help an old guy out! Annex the US!

As an American, neither can I.