No I did not miss it, the Fool's Day is on the SECOND day of April, I've just decreed. Therefore now YOU all celebrated too early, making you look much the fool hehehahe

My pant wet...April FOOL HEHEHAHE

Obviously I'm dr-- hold on the maid is desperately trying to hold back a laugh, no doubt due to my impeccable sense of hum- oH NO

Remember, you can submit your art or story to this free zine until March 15th! (I wrote mine already, can't wait what other people do with the theme!)

Building Blocks Issue 8 is now open for submissions!
This issue's prompt: MEMORY.

Art, stories, poetry— all welcome! This issue is open to everyone, and the final zine will be free!

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i gotta get more obnoxiously transgender with it. if you tag your shit futa i will just outright block u. begone from my kingdom of artistic excellence, naive. ye are not fit to spit-shine my six inch princess heels. im setting out on a quest to find fellow freaks

Building Blocks Issue 8 is now open for submissions!
This issue's prompt: MEMORY.

Art, stories, poetry— all welcome! This issue is open to everyone, and the final zine will be free!

Read our new guidelines and submit your work below!

buildingblockszine.com/submissions

The PLAN is to open up Issue 8 submissions sometime later this month, we'll see what happens!

I really want to be more active with smut work in 2026.

2025 was just a rough year for me, I had too much else on my plate and all the censorship really killed my drive for this sort of work for a while.

I'm hoping that Building Blocks will give me the nudge I need to get back into it, soon.

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All 7 existing issues, as well as all future issues, will live here!

#NBH

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I don't know what's more embarrassing, wetting myself by accident during my climactic battle with the hero of light, or her thinking it's because I'm somehow scared of her

Tricked another hero into losing the blessing of the gods by bratting so hard they just HAD to take me.

Now just to wait for the part where they let me out of their basement. Any day now.

Need a girl to paint my insides like a landlord trying to hide a mold problem

Doctor said I need someone to degrade and baby me guess there's no arguing with science

Idk if my insurance will cover that though

It would appear you've heard the princess of darkness accidentally call you "mommy"

And for that, you are to be exiled

There is no other way

Yippee! Thanks!

MY CHEEKS ARE RED WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR COMPANIONS I'M NOT BLUSHING BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME A "FUSSY LITTLE GIRL"

WHY WON'T YOU DRAW YOUR BLADE?!

I haven't been "naughty," I'm the princess of darkness, now prepare to— a spanking?!

No my resolve did NOT falter, I missed your neck on purpose, shut up shut up SHUT UP

You heard wrong, I did NOT just whimper because you happened to say the words "good girl" in your heroic speech.

Shut up and draw your bla— DON'T SAY IT AGAIN I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU

If they weren't only able to be changed by the pure of heart, I'd have removed them myself and would already have this land under my heel!

Any would-be heroes scaling my tower to "save" the world by changing my bindings WILL be met with great resistance.

I don't WANT my cursed bindings changed, I WANT my evil ichor to leak out and bring forth an age of darkness!

[Trying to ask for help finding my lost stuffie]: The princess' royal guard has gone missing again, we must find her by sundown. She's afraid of the dark.

Yes? Of course I've made several puddles today, I had to make an example out of another band of heroes. Why are you laughing?! What do you mean not that kind of—

Hold still, I'm going to make another one.

Ooouh...now you've done it...

My evil gland is leaking...

No, what? Stop that! Stop laughing!

It's not piss! IT'S NOT PISS! IT'S MY EVIL ICHOR STOP LAUGHING

New short story!

This one isn't funny at all: it's pure smut with one of my most actually fucked kinks involved.

This is a POV ABDL lobotomy. So uh, you've been warned.

www.tumblr.com/nobat/790612...

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I need money, please. I'm so tired. I can't offer any more commissions. Pretty sure I have 40 0r 70 of them on the go.

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I guess this is a series, at this point. I'm callin it "SUNBEAM" as the ship most of this will take place on is the CSS Sunbeam.

More eventually! Next one I think I'll try to focus on ABDL-- I tried to have this one involve diapers but the jokes I wanted to focus on needed more space.

Another short story! This one's more of a soft sci-fi BDSM comedy.

www.tumblr.com/nobat/788903...

Why are they like this

In the year of our lord 2025??? Wonderful!

Ooooh why haven't I been doing that???