Dropping in to say I’ve been doing reformer Pilates and heavy squats and deadlifts and hip thrusts for a good while now and my ass is really assing

So rude for this to continue happening

splöot

Oh what a beautiful boy, I’m so sorry for your loss 🩷

Never forget how insane Italian Americans are

She of course got paid the cheese tax after this

Close up picture of a brindle weenie dog’s face, her ears are perked up and she is looking slightly off camera, expecting treats

Portrait of a Weenie

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

Happy anniversary @stangleskid.bsky.social 🙌🏾

Doing the lord’s work lmao

LMAO ☠️☠️☠️

The tushy 😭

Huge free agent signing for the trans community.

Happy for you and welcome to the girlies club! 🩷

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

“Oh you like that sentence? Well, replace all the words with different words. Doesn’t seems like such a great sentence now, does it?”

Hard disagree, I think this is an indicator of things moving in the right direction finally

On my period while recovering from strep, this is how it ends

Oh no I’m so sorry 🩷 Losing a pet is truly a pain that is so hard to cope with. I’m so glad he had such a long life with someone who loved him so much.

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Bananas always rot fast when you want to eat the bananas and slow when you just want to make banana bread

I am always here for all the above and then some 🩷 What is the point of being born a bitch if I can’t use it for good

Pls text me next time babe, you know I like doing that shit!!

What have I missed lol

They’re doing ableisms the likes of which we’ve never seen over on Twitter right now, so imma hang out here for a bit

Trump's cortisol SPIKES as he gets brutally lawmogged

Attacked by olive oil

Look at all these nice things Dee is saying about me 🥹

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

so......we not gone talk about the picture or....

Attorney: please stop doing hot poses

Luigi da Gawd: wait just one more